Wednesday, 27 July 2016
526 Hello Inxs- What You Need
Chart entered : 19 April 1986
Chart peak : 51
Number of hits : 25
I always felt this lot were not far away from being a really good group but never quite managed it.
The origins of Inxs go back to 1971 when two Sydney school mates guitarist Tim Farriss and multi-instrumentalist Kirk Pengilly formed a band called Guinness. Guinness played a mixture of prog rock and country rock with Kirk being principal writer and lead singer. Guinness built up a reasonable following in Sydney but were never recorded and split up in 1976 partly due to Tim being incapacitated by an operation to remove abnormal bone growth in his legs . That same year his younger brother Andrew who played the piano formed a band called Doctor Dolphin which included his school friend Michael Hutchence as lead vocalist and a friend from a nearby school Garry Beers on bass. Once Tim had recovered he invited Andrew, Michael and Garry to join he , Kirk and younger brother Jon , a drummer in a new band to be called The Farriss Brothers. In 1978 they switched their operations to Perth following the Farriss family's move there and briefly re-christened themselves The Vegetables. When they returned to Sydney in 1979 they fell under the sway of Midnight Oil's manager Gary Morris and it was he who suggested the name change to Inxs , partly influenced by XTC. Morris had the strange notion of them being a Christian band , an idea they rejected so he passed them on to a friend Chris Murphy. Murphy became their manager and got them a deal with Deluxe Records.
They released their first single in Australia in May 1980. To judge from "Simple Simon ", it seems that XTC influenced more than their name with Michael sounding a lot like Andy Partridge and Andrew's synth work owing more than a little to Barry Andrews ( although he impersonated The Specials' Jerry Dammers when they performed it on TV ). The jerky New Wave rhythms likewise recall early XTC or Devo. The third person narrative about a loser finding love suggests Elvis Costello. It's not a great song once you've spotted all the influences.
The band combined recording their debut LP with slogging it around the Sydney pub circuit playing on average two gigs a day. Their next single "Just Keep Walking " came out in September 1980. The lyric seems to be an amalgam of Warm Leatherette and In Every Dream Home A Heartache but there's a purpose and drive to the song which wasn't there on the previous single and it gave them their first hit on the Australian chart at number 38.
A year later it was their first single release in the UK on RCA and many years later would form the basis of their final hit but we'll come to that ( much ) later.
Their eponymous debut LP came out in the autumn of 1980. It sounds like a demonstration record for all the sounds that came under the "new wave" banner at the time from synth pop to Bad Manners. Inxs don't bring much to the party. Besides "Just Keep Walking", "In Vain" and "Learn To Smile" show hints of promise but other songs sound at best half-formed; the likes of "Roller Skating", "Doctor " and "Body Language" consist of little more than shouting the title for a chorus. It made the Top 30 in Australia.
In May 1981 they made the Oz Top 20 with a cover of "The Loved One " a number 2 hit in their homeland in 1966 for R & B band The Loved Ones but little known elsewhere. Inxs give it a raw bluesy treatment but it doesn't do much for me. Sensing they might be onto something , Deluxe put them back in the studio with the single's producer Richard Clapton to record a second album.
The lead single was "Stay Young" which wastes a great riff on an awful ska-based song. It made the Australian charts peaking at 21. The album came out just afterwards and is little better than their debut. "Fair Weather Ahead" and the closer "Just To Learn Again" are let down by a continued inability to write a good chorus but most of the songs are rubbish all the way through including the tunelesss title track released as a single in New Zealand. Elsewhere, the follow up single was "Night of Rebellion" which sounds like David Sylvian singing with The Stray Cats and is scarcely any better. The album outperformed its predecessor by reaching number 15 in the Australian charts.
Murphy was now convinced Deluxe were holding them back and got the band to record a demo at their own expense with producer Mark Opitz. It worked. Inxs got a deal with WEA and released the song, "The One Thing" as their next single in 1982. It's a loud dance rock number , a bit like Duran Duran if Andy Taylor had been allowed a bit more influence on their sound. It's vacuous but its just about serviceable chorus was enough to get it to number 14 in 0z..The album which followed "Shabooh Shoobah" shows some improvement in their songwriting and the next two singles were their best yet. "Don't Change" ( Oz number 15 ) is like a good Flock of Seagulls track with a decent singer while "To Look At You ( Oz number 36 ) is a moody synth rocker that sounds very like compatriots Icehouse. Both songs show a sharpening grasp of melody and the latter being an Andrew Farriss solo composition suggests he was the source of it. The rest of the album is mediocre including fourth single "Black And White" ( Oz number 24 ) but it reached number 5 in Australia.
In March 1983 the band went over to the US to play a number of support gigs. That plus MTV got "The One Thing" into the US charts where it reached number 30. Despite it getting Single of the Fortnight in Smash Hits, Britain remained resistant for now. "Don't Change" got to number 80 in the US and the album reached number 46. Gary Grant , their tour manager, became based in New York as a result. The band were playing a new song about inter-racial tensions and before they left the States , were invited to record it with Nile Rodgers in New York. The result was "Original Sin", a sleek dance rock number with the killer chorus that had previously eluded them. The high voice accompanying Michael on that chorus belongs to Daryl Hall who had been called up by Rodgers. Hall later said generously that he thought his contribution was superfluous. Released at the end of 1983 it disappointingly peaked at 58 in the US but made number one in both Australia and France. It was also their first single to get some air play in the UK.
Inxs came to the UK to record the rest of their fourth album "The Swing" at The Manor studios in Oxford with producer Nick Launay. Their next single in March 1984, though came from the Rodgers sessions."I Send A Message" is immediately notable for the similarity of the backing track to Madonna's Material Girl ,another Rodgers production later that year. Otherwise it's uninteresting but made number 3 in Australia and 77 in the US. The album was released a month later. It consolidates the progress made on the previous LP and the next single "Burn For You" has another catchy chorus even though the song is a bit of a dog's dinner. It too reached number 3 in Australia. Unsurprisingly the album reached number one there but it also became their first album to chart in Canada and New Zealand.. In thhe US it reached number 52. In Australia they squeezed out a fourth single, "Dancing on The Jetty", an inferior cousin to "Original Sin " which reached number 39. The standout track though is "Johnson's Aeroplane" , another of Andrew's solo compositions which protests at the creep of suburbia into Australia's farmland with a superbly doomy string and synth arrangement.
After appearing at the Australian leg of Live Aid, Inxs went into the studio in Sydney with Sex Pistols producer Chris Thomas to record their fifth album "Listen Like Thieves". Towards the end of the session Thomas said he couldn't hear a big hit on the album so they worked up "What You Need " in a few days. It still sounds fairly skeletal, not much more than a sparse funk riff, growling bass and deafening drums - Thomas's brief seems to have been to make them sound as loud as possible. Michael wrote some fairly simple lyrics about staying positive and Kirk added some melodic colour with his sax. It's no great shakes as a song but Thomas knew what he was doing. It was the first single from the album in Australia but elsewhere the record company went with the pleasant guitar rock of "This Time" ( number 81 in the US ) and didn't release "What You Need " until early 1986. It exploded in the US reaching number 5. Finally, with the band on tour here - I was the Student Union Executive member on duty the night they played Leeds - Britain relented and gave them their first moderate hit here.
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Thursday, 21 July 2016
525 Hello Heart - These Dreams
Chart entered : 29 March 1986
Chart peak ; 62 ( 8 on reissue in 1988 )
Number of hits : 12
This lot had enjoyed moderate success in the album charts going right back to their debut album but it took them over a decade to make a mark on the singles chart.
Their story began way back in the early seventies ( the exact year is disputed ) when Ann Wilson , living in Seattle but born in California in 1950 , joined a local band Hocus Pocus ( formerly White Heart ) with a guitarist called Rob Fisher. His brother Mike was a Vietnam draft dodger exiled in Canada. Ann met him during a clandestine visit to his family and Followed him back to Canada . Roger and bassist Steve Fossen followed suit and they re-formed the band there as Heart with Mike as manager. In 1974 Ann's younger sister Nancy joined. She and Ann had previously had their own harmony outfit The Viewpoints. Nancy was an accomplished acoustic guitarist and joined on the understanding that their music embraced those skills. She and Roger soon became an item. The band had hitherto been playing crowd-pleasing covers but now Nancy and Anne set about writing original material together.
Ann's vocal skills attracted the attention of Mushroom Records's Mike Flicker who recognised that he had to sign the whole band to get her on board. Their first single, in Canada only in April 1975 , " How Deep It Goes " was written by Ann, seemingly inspired by Mike Fisher's comings and goings. It's a melodic folk rock number with Ann showing her talent as a flautist in the middle eight and coda. It failed to make the charts. In June they tried again with "Magic Man" a Southern boogie tune with a simple but effective prodding bass line. Ann sings about losing her virginity with total vocal assurance. It reached number 25 in Canada.
The band then released their first LP "Dreamboat Annie" in August. The album's an impressive debut showcasing a broad musical sweep from the evocative folk rock of "Soul of the Sea" to full on metal with "Sing Child Sing". It also demonstrate's Ann's astonishing vocal range effortlessly switching from Grace Slick pyrotechnics to Karen Carpenter warmth and able to stand comparison with both of them. The album's title does hint at her Achilles heel, the over-use of poetic metaphors, particularly for sex , in her lyrics which sometimes blunts their attack. Flicker produced with help from his former school mate Howard Leese who then joined the band as an additional guitarist and keyboard player. Session drummer Mike Derosier was also added to the line up around this time.
The third single from the album " Crazy On You" consolidated their success in Canada. It gives more prominence to Nancy's acoustic guitar work which sounds strikingly similar to Johnny Marr's on Bigmouth Strikes Again but that's overshadowed by an astonishing vocal from Ann who swoops down the octaves from feline heights to a Sinead O Connor style rasp with supernatural ease.
While the album was selling steadily in Canada, Mushroom were working hard to break the band in the U.S. It paid off as "Crazy On You" got to number 35 in the spring of 1976 then "Magic Man" made number 9 in the summer. A fourth single "Dreamboat Annie" a gentle folk rock number got to number 42 in the autumn. The album eventually reached number 7 and went platinum. At the end of the year they visited Europe and appeared on The Old Grey Whistle Test. As a result the album reached 36 in the UK.
The group were now hot property and began to chafe at the contract they had signed with Mushroom. Flicker, caught between two stools , sided with the band. The head of the label Shelley Siegel then enraged the band by putting an ad in Rolling Stone using a similar bare-shouldered shot of the sisters to the one on the album cover under the suggestive headline "It Was Only Our First Time". The band's response was to move labels to Portrait on the grounds that Flicker's production was stipulated in the contract so his departure made it null and void.
The band had five new songs nearly complete at the time. Siegel released these along with a previous B-side and two live covers recorded in Seattle as their second album "Magazine " in April 1977. With a new album ready to go for Portrait the band obtained an injunction forcing its withdrawal.
They then released their new single "Barracuda" directly fuelled by their rage at the lesbian incest suggestion. Sarcastically packaged in a sleeve which placed their fully clothed head and shoulders in a heart-shaped frame, it's much harder edged than their previous singles with a galloping dirty bass and high pitched vocal from Anne that makes them sound like near-compatriots Rush. It reached number 11 in the US and was a hit in much of Europe though not of course here.
The album "Little Queen" shortly followed. "Barracuda" apart, it's not as strong a set as their debut which isn't surprising given the circumstances. The guys in the band had more of a hand in the songwriting which probably contributed to it being less distinctive. The lengthy closing track "Go On Cry" suggests that the Wilson sisters had worn their copies of Dark Side of the Moon pretty thin. Nevertheless the album performed as well as its predecessor ( number 34 in the UK ) and the subsequent singles , the turgid "Little Queen" and sprightlier "Kick It Out " made the US chart albeit peaking in lowly positions.
Heart then received the unwelcome news from the courts that they still owed Mushroom another album. Hence they went into the studio for three days in March 1978 to polish up "Magazine" for re-release under the watchful eye of a court official to ensure no skullduggery took place. Mushroom trailed it with a single release of "Heartless" a solid enough hard rock number. Despite Heart's unwillingness to promote this material , the single reached number 24 and the album got to number 17. The follow up single was their cover of "Without You" which failed to chart. Ann's voice is well up to the task but it still seems fairly redundant .
The band were eager to put "Magazine" behind them and released a new single "Straight On" in August 1978. It's a tight rocker with a disco beat and some funky guitar with echoes of Love Is The Drug and the Stones's near-contemporary Miss You. It restored them to the US Top 20. The album "Dog and Butterfly ", on which the Wilsons were aided by an outside songwriter Sue Ennis, was split between rockers on Side One and folksy ballads on Side Two until the two come together impressively on the closer "Mistral Wind". It's generally good stuff and reached 17 in the US though it didn't chart over here. The follow up single was the title track from the more subdued second side and sounds like the girls had been listening to Joan Armatrading recently though it's a decent song with a strong chorus. It peaked at number 51.
1979 was something of an annus horriblis for the band , mirroring Abba as both the central relationships came to grief. The other guys, knowing which side their bread was buttered on voted to eject Roger Fisher from the band making his brother's position untenable. The band contracted to a five piece with Howard and Nancy sharing lead guitar duties.
They re-emerged with the album "Bebe le Strange" at the beginning of 1980. Fisher has a co-writing credit on the title track but is otherwise absent. It's a muscular record with a New Wave influence apparent on some tracks and Ann frequently sounds like she's trying to shatter the glass in the control booth but it's a bit short of memorable tunes apart from the first single "Even It Up" where the "Tower of Power horn players add extra spice to the girls' hard rocking riposte to the Fishers. The album peaked at 5 but , unlike its predecessors, failed to achieve platinum status. The single peaked at number 33 in the US . The next one "Raised On You" a Nancy solo composition with her doing the lead vocal failed to chart. It sounds like a rocked-up number from Tapestry lacking a strong melodic hook. The title track , a drooling homage to an amazing guitar player borrows a little from Zep's Kashmir but has a dash of punk abrasion as well. It wasn't really single material and it too fell short of the charts.
Next came "Greatest Hits /Live" a double album with the records split as the title suggests although there were three studio tracks interspersed with the live tracks, a competent but inspiring cover of Aaron Neville's "Tell It Like It Is" which reached number 8 when released as a single and two studio out takes which should have remained in the bin. The album reached number 13 in the US ( outside North America it was condensed into a single LP ) and achieved double platinum status. The follow up single was a live cover of ( alas ) "Unchained Melody" which proves that Ann could do the business on stage but I still hate the song. It stalled at number 83.
Eighteen months later they resurfaced with the single "This Man Is Mine" by which time they'd disposed with the services of Flicker and shrunk to a trio as the long time rhythm section of Fischer and DeRosio had left after completion of the forthcoming album. The single is a jazz flavoured pop number that was meant to be a tribute to The Supremes but sounds more like Manhattan Transfer. It reached number 33. The album "Private Audition " has a few hard rock morsels for their fanbase but you get the sense that's not where their heads were at anymore with diversions into jazz and overblown balladry. It peaked at 25 continuing their downward trajectory although for no immediately apparent reason, it got them back in the UK charts at number 77. The follow up single "Bright Light Girl" a 12 bar boogie tune worthy of Status Quo didn't chart.
They replaced the departing members with Mark Andes on bass and Denny Carmassi on drums, both of whom had considerable musical pedigrees. Mark had been with Canned Heat in their early days but was best known as a founding member of prog rockers Spirit. He played on their first four albums which all charted in the US ( only his final LP with the band "Twelve Dreams of Sardonicus" in 1970, charted in the UK ) and their biggest US hit single "I Got A Line On You" in 1968. Mark and percussionist Jay Ferguson left the group acrimoniously in 1970 and formed Jo Jo Gunne. Mark played on their eponymous debut which sold well in the US and contained "Run Run Run" an infectious boogie tune which reached number 6 in the UK in 1972 making them classic one hit wonders. Mark quit the group shortly afterwards due to an argument. He dropped out of the music scene for a couple of years before being recruited into the country rock band Firefall. Although they never meant anything in the UK , Firefall had a string of hit singles in the US. Their most successful were "You Are The Woman" and "Just Remember I Love You" in 1976 and 1977 respectively which are pleasant and tuneful but somewhat anaemic, like a blanded-out America . Mark left the group in 1980 following a prolonged period of contractual wrangles and dealing with drummer Michael Clarke's alcoholism. He settled into session work until the Wilsons came calling.
Denny was from San Francisco and was born into a family of drummers. His first recorded band was the blues rock outfit Sweet Linda Devine who released an eponymous album in 1970 before splitting up. Three years later he came to prominence in the hard rock band Montrose . Montrose are chiefly remembered as the launching pad for vocalist Sammy Hagar and released four albums between 1973 and 1976 which were moderately successful in the U.S. charts ( their eponymous debut spent a single week in the UK charts in 1974 at number 43 ) . After a combustible history which saw frequent line up changes Montrose imploded in 1976 after which Denny became a session drummer most frequently used by the solo Hagar and Montrose offshoot Gamma.
If this injection of new blood re-invigorated them, it wasn't apparent on 1983's tepid "Passionworks" . The encroachment of eighties production values ( c/o Keith Olsen ) can't disguise that this is an uninspiring collection of songs. The lead single "How Can I Refuse " is a decent enough slice of Bryan Adams mainstream rock and reached number 44. The follow up "Allies " was written by Jonathan Cain of Journey and is a ponderous power ballad which reached number 83. The album reached number 39.
"Allies " was their last release on Epic ( which had absorbed Portrait ). Relations had deteriorated and the band accused the label of not promoting their last two albums effectively. There may have been some truth in that but for their next album on Capitol it was notable that all the singles were written wholly or partly by people outside the band. How willingly the Wilsons conceded that they couldn't write the big hit singles to restore them to their former level would be interesting to know. They also agreed to an image makeover which had them looking like New Romantics on their next few releases.
Their first single for Capitol "What About Love" came out in June 1985 . Written by Bryan Adams's songwriting partner Jim Vallance and two other blokes it's a vacuous but effective piece of contemporary AOR bombast with Ann giving it her usual gusto. The video makes you wince now with the girls wandering on to what looks like the same set as Duran Duran's Wild Boys video, all big hair and low cut bodices . Ann's ridiculous shoulder pads unfortunately emphasise that she was piling on the pounds. Still it showed a shrewd knowledge of what was selling and reached number 10 in the US. It got to number 14 in the UK on re-release in 1988.
The album , simply titled "Heart" was released a month later. Sidelined as writers with most of their compositions pushed out to Side Two, the band nevertheless seem re-invigorated and eager to embrace the new realities. There's not a trace of their previous folk rock leanings to be heard . The US public responded by taking it all the way to the top of the charts outselling all their previous LPs by some distance. In the UK it had a strange chart career with five false starts before Capitol re-promoted it in the absence of new product in 1988 and it got as high as number 19.
The next single "Never" was written by the girls in conjunction with Holly Knight and Greg Bloch and is in a pretty similar vein to the previous single. However it did even better and peaked at number four, aided by a video which focuses strongly on Nancy and her impressive cleavage.
The third single selected was "These Dreams" . Written by Martin Page and Elton John lyricist Bernie Taupin it was first offered to Stevie Nicks but she didn't like it. It's a soft-focused pop track rather than a rock song and being less demanding vocally it was given to Nancy to do the lead vocal despite a throat infection making her sound a little raspy. It's pretty much all synth making Nancy's guitar hero shapes in the video look rather silly. The lyric about a woman's preference for fantasy is heavy-handed in places as you'd expect from Taupin although they help give the illusion of depth to a fairly slight song. Despite being third choice single from a successful album it became their first chart-topping single in the US and of course finally broke their duck here.
Sunday, 10 July 2016
524 Hello Maxi Priest - Strollin' On
Chart entered : 29 March 1986
Chart peak : 32
Number of hits : 20
Strictly speaking ,Maxi is the first reggae solo performer to qualify here.
He was born Max Elliott in London in 1951. His parents were Jamaican and had nine children. His cousin Jacob Miller was front man of Inner Circle. He worked for reggae sound systems in London and soon began performing himself standing out as a singer rather than toaster. Initially he had a named backing band Caution and early releases were credited to "Maxi Priest and Caution" .
Their first single in 1984 was an EP split with Papa Levi on an independent label. Maxi's two tracks were "Sensi" and "Love In The Ghetto". The former is a tribute to the weed and unlikely to appeal to the unconverted but "Love In The Ghetto" already shows a keen ear for melody in its mournful lilt although the song is a bit meandering. I can hardly make out a word on the follow-up "Throw My Corn" but it ambles along quite pleasantly with some nice horn work.
The following year Maxi signed with 10 Records and started working with producer Paul Robinson. They wrote the next single "Should I ( Put My Trust In You )" which is a clean and tidy lover's rock number that might have been a hit with some airplay. The same goes for "Dancing Mood" which sounds more like The Wailers than hitherto. All three singles , plus "Sensi" from the EP were included on Maxi's first LP "You're Safe ". By the time of "Dancing Mood"'s release as a single Caution were no longer credited.
"Strollin On" was the lead single for the next LP. It's an infectious , romantic pop reggae number about the joys of walking with your baby, filled with springtime vim. An insistent poppy synth riff helps it along There's not much substance to it , sounding like one long chorus, but it was infectious enough to bypass Radio One - I don't remember hearing it at the time - and give him his first hit.
Saturday, 9 July 2016
523 Hello Janet Jackson - What Have You Done For Me Lately ?
Chart entered : 22 March 1986
Chart peak : 3
Number of hits : 41
Here we have our third girl in a row and a controversial one. I got a lot of stick on Popular for trashing her as a weak-voiced dancer who sells her name and image to the top producers of the moment but I'm still inclined to stick by that.
Janet was born in 1966 making her the youngest of the Jackson clan. She started out as a teenaged actress with roles in Diff'rent Strokes and one season of Fame but her father arranged a record deal for her with A & M in 1982 when she was 16. Her first single that summer was "Young Love " a completely unexceptional disco number written by Rene Moore and Angela Wimbush that fails to stand out from older contemporaries like Evelyn King or Sharon Redd. She appeared on Soul Train looking cute and chubby but professional. It reached 64 in the US but did nothing here.
Her debut album "Janet Jackson" came out in September 1982 to underwhelming reviews although it reached number 63 in the US. The follow-up single "Come Give Your Love To Me" is interesting only in having overtly rock elements a year before her brother's Beat It , the song itself is a tuneless bore. It reached number 58. The third single "Say You Do" credits Moore and Wimbush but it's a carbon copy of big brother's Don't Stop Till You Get Enough with Janet trying to sound as much like him as possible ; I guess he wasn't going to sue her. That and a fourth single , the upfront electro disco of "Don't Mess Up A Good Thing " ( the pick of the four ) failed to make the chart.
The lead single for her next album "Don't Stand Another Chance" came out in August 1984. It was written by her brother Marlon ( who also produced ) and synth player John Barnes. Her brothers provide backing vocals on the track. Unsurprisingly, it parades the same muscular rock /funk hybrid sound as their contemporaneous Victory album but it's rubbish, trying to bludgeon its way into your consciousness by hammering the title home with repetition.
The album "Dream Street" came out shortly afterwards. Janet's father-manager Joe hedged his bets by splitting writing / production three ways between Marlon, Prince acolyte Jesse Johnson and famed disco duo Giorgio Moroder and Pete Bellotte. The latter pair produced the mechanical "duet" "Two To The Power of Love " with Cliff Richard whose presence made it the obvious choice for lead single in the UK. An utterly generic synth-based power ballad it bubbled under but failed to make the Top 75. The other singles were Johnson's "Fast Girls " a competent imitation of his former master and the Italians' title track , a moody synth pop number about the perils of fame-chasing in Hollywood that would be quite good if Janet had a voice capable of expressing any emotion other than a child's desire for sweeties. The release of the album coincided with her stint on Fame but even generous exposure on the programme couldn't stop it falling well short of the Top 100 and she looked set for a mediocre career in her brother's shadow,
Things changed dramatically that same year when Janet eloped with singer James DeBarge and got married. DeBarge had drug problems and they were together for less than a year but the experience changed her whole perspective. She cut the umbilical cord and dispensed with her family's services altogether. She put herself in the hands of A & M's John McClain who engaged Jimmy "Jam" Harris and Terry Lewis to produce her next album. They were formerly with The Time and had already enjoyed success writing and producing for the S.O.S. Band.
"What Have You Done For Me Lately" was the lead single, released at the beginning of 1986. It was originally written for a different singer but Janet claimed it and re-wrote the lyrics to convey a message to DeBarge. They are a bit clumsy but get a pro-feminist message across that men can't settle into lazy and neglectful self-indulgence once married. The unfunky title is punched out in a staccato chorus. Musically , it of course owes a lot to Prince with a brutalist beat , taut rhythm and sparse keyboard motifs. Jam and Lewis couldn't turn base metal into gold and Janet's vocal lines are pinned to the bass line and kept low in the mix. That didn't stop it being an enormous hit , reaching number 4 in the US .
Wednesday, 6 July 2016
522 Hello Samantha Fox - Touch Me ( I Want Your Body )
Chart entered : 22 March 1986
Chart peak : 3
Number of hits : 13
I don't suppose Samantha will ever be taken seriously as a musical artist but scoring over a dozen hits is nothing to be scorned.
Samantha was born in 1966 in the East End to a market trader and obscure actress. She herself attended the Anna Scher Theatre School. In 1982 her mother sent some lingerie photos of her to an amateur modelling competition run by The Sunday People . She was the runner-up but The Sun still invited her to pose for Page 3. Her parents gave consent for her to pose topless and she first appeared in the paper in February 1983 when she was 16 -this would all be illegal now of course. Samantha quickly became popular with their "readership" and she was given a four year modelling contract.
Samantha had musical ambitions as well and got a deal with Lamborghini Records. She released her first single under the name S.F.X. in October 1983. "Rockin With My Radio" is a tinny Europop number written by some French guys on which Samantha sounds like a 10 year old , getting shriller with each line. She recorded a couple of other tracks with them "Aim To Win " and "Holding" which were released as a single in Scandinavia. The former which had Bruce Woolley and Theresa Bazaar among its co-writers is a real dogs dinner with attractive and ugly bits hopelessly intertwined. Both were released in the UK after her success with this one but rightly ignored.
By 1986 Samantha was close to fulfilling her contract and decided to have another tilt at pop stardom. She was now considerably more famous ( and wealthy ) than last time around and had no difficulty getting a deal with Jive. "Touch Me ( I Want Your Body ) " was written by Mark Shreeve, John Astrop and Pete Q Harris none of whom had much of a track record but they came up with a winner here. That may be because both musically and lyrically it's pretty close to Laura Branigan's Self Control from a couple of years earlier, which like this one, was a monster hit across Europe. Unlike Laura, Sam only had a thin voice but it was serviceable , the closest comparison being Kim Wilde. The general reception to the record was "this isn't as bad as we thought it was going to be". It remains Samantha's biggest hit.
Tuesday, 5 July 2016
521 Hello Sinitta - So Macho / Cruising
Chart entered : 8 March 1986
Chart peak : 2 ( on re-entry after originally peaking at 47 )
Number of hits : 12
A dark day for any historian of the charts as the Prince of Darkness starts making his presence felt here.
These biographical notes on Sinitta should be treated with caution as the various accounts of her background and rise to fame don't always add up. She was one of twin sisters born to aspiring Canadian singer and actress Miquel Brown in 1963. Besides Brown her surname has been given as Malone and Renet at various times but Sinitta is apparently her real Christian name. Her mother had small roles in Rollerball and Superman but found most work in London's West End so the family relocated to the UK where the young Sinitta attended ballet and drama schools.
No doubt with her mother's help, she started finding work in 1981 appearing in productions of The Wiz and Hair and had a small role in the film Shock Treatment , Richard O Brien's little-regarded follow-up to The Rocky Horror Show . In 1982 she appeared as a dancer with Imagination on The Tube though she did little more than wrap herself around singers Leee and Ashley in a skimpy dress.
The following year she appeared in the video for Forrest's Rock The Boat although she hadn't been involved in the recording. She got her own first recording chance with Magnet offshoot Midas Records who released "Never Too Late" a leaden, forgettable disco number in September that year. Sinitta then took the Eurovision route with "Imagination" written by veterans Tony Hiller and Paul Curtis. The song is all blustery production and no tune , made worse by Sinitta's live vocal when she performed it too energetically on Wogan for the British heats . It came fourth.
Sinitta then joined racy dance troupe Hot Gossip after persistent pestering of choreographer Arlene Phillips. This broke the previous demarcation in the group between black men and white women. Phillips may have thought what the heck as they were clearly on the slide by then, lacking a regular TV slot since Kenny Everett's switch to the BBC and consistently failing to score a follow-up hit to 1978's ( I Lost My Heart To A ) Starship Trooper .
They did have one last card to play though. One of their former dancers Ian Burton had gone into talent management and gave them a leg up by signing them to Fanfare, a new label he'd set up with his friend, a young record company hack by the name of Simon Cowell. Neither of the two singles they recorded for Fanfare "Don't Beat Around The Bush" and "Break Me Into Little Pieces" - both run of the mill dated synth pop - made any impression but their newest recruit had caught the eye of Mr Cowell.
Forget any rubbish you might have read about Cowell being a potential sex offender for dating a 14 year old. That all springs from Sinitta's persistent dishonesty about her age ; she was either 19 or 20 when they met. Hot Gossip were clearly the deadest of horses but he felt she had solo potential particularly as she was attracting attention for her topless appearances in Mutiny with David Essex with whom she had an affair ( at least she says she did ).
Her mother had just scored a couple of minor hits working with producer Ian Levine for the Hi-NRG scene so that seemed the obvious route to take. Cowell turned to writer producer George Hargreaves who wrote and co-produced her first single for the label "Cruising" in February 1985 with its obvious reference back to the Al Pacino film of the same name where he's an undercover cop in the gay club scene. It's a top class Hi-NRG record along the lines of Hazell Dean's Searchin' , although Sinitta's not as strong a singer as Hazell, with a killer song atop the pounding electronics.
It made an impression in the gay clubs but did not chart. It was released again a year later with "So Macho " on the flip. I've trusted Guinness that at some point it was made a double A-side but the sleeve and initial pressings clearly indicate "Cruising" was only a B-side when the record was first released. "So Macho" was written by the same guy and even putting aside the dubious lyrical conceit of having a black girl singing of needing an Aryan lover - "he;s got to have big blue eyes ", it's not as well-crafted a song as "Cruising" nor does the backing track have the same attack. "So Macho" is aimed at the pop charts rather than the clubs but it worked in both. It originally peaked at 47 but after a few weeks out of the chart . club play got it back in and this time it shot to number 2 though what clubbers made of Sinitta giving the limp wrist gesture while performing it on Top of the Pops isn't difficult to imagine.
Sunday, 3 July 2016
520 Hello The Blow Monkeys - Digging Your Scene
Chart entered : 1 March 1986
Chart peak : 12
Number of hits : 10
These lot were no overnight sensations and were pretty lucky to still be putting out singles on RCA after five previous flops.
The Blow Monkeys were founded in 1981 when singer Robert Howard ( born Haddington 1961 ) returned to Scotland after spending his teenage years in Australia. He recruited the rest of the band from an ad in Melody Maker , picking up bassist Mick Anker , saxophonist Neville Henry and drummer Tony Kiley. They were all born within six months of each other and had no previous bands of note. With Robert playing guitar and keyboards as well as writing the songs ( with occasional assistance from Mick ) he was very clearly, the main man.
In 1982 they scraped enough money together to issue their first single "Live Today Love Tomorrow" on the small Parasol label. With a murky production it sounds very early 80s indie with a marked similarity to 23 Skidoo's debut single "Ethics". Robert's singing voice sounds very nasal and weedy but there is something there in the song with a pre-Morrissey questioning of gender roles and a yearning chorus which hits home once one of the other guys starts harmonising with him. On the sleeve Robert referred to himself as "Dr Robert " in a jokey Beatles reference but the name stuck.
The single made few waves but when the band got a residency at a club in West Hampstead the majors took an interest and they signed for RCA in 1983.
The band released four singles from their debut LP "Limping for a Generation". The first one "Go Public" from March 1984 sounds like a hangover from their indie days merging lurching Bunnymen rock in the verses with Factory funk tunelessness in what I guess to be the chorus. It's rubbish frankly and unsurprisingly it was left off their 1989 compilation. Next came "The Man From Russia" in June , one of the songs where Mick gets a co-writer's credit. It's much more indicative of what was to come with a lush production from Peter Wilson emphasising Neville's horn work to the extent it reminds you of Dexy's. Robert was a massive T Rex fan and you can hear perhaps traces of the Bolan quaver in his sonorous voice although to me he sounds more like Pete Burns. The song itself is fairly slight although the snake charmer's sax solo in the middle eight startles, Robert not being afraid to mix and match his influences in surprising ways.
Therefore the third single "Atomic Lullaby" in October 1984 is an oblique anti-nuclear ditty set to a bossa nova rhythm which suddenly gallops into military tattooing and a Stax rush of horns in the middle eight. The band made their first video for this one in which Robert seems to be auditioning for a Stars In Their Eyes performance as Morrissey while Mick eternally looks a pillock in his bowler hat / comedy sideburns combo.
There's a clear Smiths influence on the fourth single "Wildflower " which sounds like Johnny Marr is guesting on guitar and has lines like "You can bury me alive and jump on my head". By contrast the "Do Do Do" chorus is clearly influenced by Walk On The Wild Side . It's not a particularly memorable song but scores over its predecessors in having more than one verse . Nevertheless the accusation of "style over substance " could fairly be laid at their door at this point. Neither the album nor the singles charted and RCA could have been forgiven for doubting the wisdom of their investment at this point.
They were given the breathing space to continue and released a new single "Forbidden Fruit " in September 1985. This ode to an unattainable girl is even more Smithsian ( plus a touch of Lloyd Cole in the vocals ) with lashings of brass to try and disguise the underlying similarity to How Soon Is Now ? It's a good single in a borrowed sort of way.
At long last the group hauled themselves out of obscurity with this one which always reminds me of the harsh winter of 1986. "Digging Your Scene" was written in response to Donna Summer's notorious remark about AIDS being divine punishment and although not gay himself, Robert wanted to express his admiration for the gay club scene. The music is a blend of pop, funk and jazz, in a similar vein to The Style Council though arguably smoother than they ever managed. With Neville's jazzy horn work, strings and soulful backing vocals complimenting Robert's feline vocal it's a very lush sound and the tune's strong enough to support the structure. They would improve on its chart position a year later with a pretty similar sounding song but this is the one people remember.
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