Tuesday, 5 July 2016

521 Hello Sinitta - So Macho / Cruising


Chart  entered : 8  March  1986

Chart  peak : 2  ( on  re-entry  after  originally  peaking  at  47 )

Number  of  hits  : 12

A  dark  day  for  any  historian  of  the  charts  as  the  Prince  of  Darkness  starts  making  his presence  felt  here.

These  biographical  notes  on  Sinitta  should  be  treated  with  caution  as  the  various  accounts  of  her  background  and  rise  to  fame  don't  always  add  up.  She  was  one  of   twin  sisters  born  to  aspiring  Canadian  singer  and  actress  Miquel  Brown  in  1963. Besides  Brown  her  surname  has  been  given  as  Malone  and  Renet   at  various  times  but  Sinitta  is  apparently  her  real  Christian  name. Her  mother  had  small  roles  in  Rollerball  and  Superman   but  found  most  work   in   London's  West  End  so  the  family  relocated  to  the  UK  where  the  young  Sinitta  attended  ballet  and  drama schools.

No  doubt  with  her  mother's  help,  she  started  finding  work  in  1981  appearing  in  productions of   The  Wiz  and  Hair  and  had  a  small  role  in  the  film  Shock  Treatment  , Richard  O  Brien's little-regarded   follow-up  to  The  Rocky  Horror  Show . In  1982  she  appeared  as  a  dancer  with Imagination  on  The  Tube  though  she  did  little  more  than  wrap  herself  around  singers  Leee and  Ashley  in  a  skimpy  dress.

The  following  year  she  appeared  in  the  video  for  Forrest's  Rock  The  Boat  although  she  hadn't  been  involved  in  the  recording. She  got  her  own  first  recording  chance  with  Magnet  offshoot  Midas  Records  who  released  "Never  Too  Late"  a  leaden, forgettable  disco  number  in  September  that  year.  Sinitta  then  took  the  Eurovision  route   with  "Imagination"  written  by  veterans  Tony  Hiller  and  Paul  Curtis. The  song  is  all  blustery  production  and  no  tune ,  made  worse  by  Sinitta's  live  vocal  when  she  performed   it  too  energetically  on  Wogan  for  the  British  heats  . It  came  fourth.

 Sinitta  then  joined  racy  dance  troupe  Hot  Gossip  after  persistent  pestering  of  choreographer  Arlene  Phillips. This  broke  the  previous  demarcation  in  the  group between  black  men  and  white  women. Phillips  may  have  thought  what  the  heck  as  they  were  clearly  on  the  slide by  then, lacking  a  regular  TV  slot  since  Kenny  Everett's  switch  to  the  BBC  and  consistently  failing  to  score  a  follow-up  hit  to  1978's  ( I  Lost  My  Heart  To  A  ) Starship  Trooper .

They  did  have  one  last  card  to  play  though. One  of  their  former  dancers  Ian  Burton  had  gone  into  talent  management  and  gave  them  a  leg  up  by  signing  them  to  Fanfare,  a  new  label  he'd  set  up  with  his  friend, a  young  record  company hack  by  the  name  of  Simon  Cowell. Neither  of  the  two  singles  they  recorded  for  Fanfare  "Don't  Beat  Around  The  Bush"  and  "Break  Me  Into  Little  Pieces"   - both  run  of  the  mill  dated  synth  pop  -  made  any  impression  but  their  newest  recruit  had  caught  the  eye  of  Mr  Cowell.

Forget  any  rubbish  you  might  have  read  about  Cowell  being  a  potential  sex  offender  for  dating  a  14  year  old.  That  all  springs  from  Sinitta's  persistent  dishonesty  about  her  age ; she  was  either  19  or  20  when  they  met. Hot  Gossip  were  clearly  the  deadest  of  horses but  he  felt  she  had  solo  potential  particularly  as  she  was  attracting  attention  for  her  topless  appearances  in  Mutiny  with  David  Essex   with  whom  she  had  an  affair  ( at  least  she  says  she  did ).

Her  mother  had  just  scored  a  couple  of  minor  hits  working  with  producer  Ian  Levine  for  the Hi-NRG  scene  so  that  seemed  the  obvious  route  to  take. Cowell  turned  to  writer  producer George  Hargreaves  who  wrote  and  co-produced  her  first  single  for  the  label  "Cruising"  in February  1985  with  its  obvious  reference  back  to  the  Al  Pacino  film  of  the  same  name where  he's  an  undercover  cop  in  the  gay  club  scene.  It's  a  top  class  Hi-NRG  record  along the  lines of  Hazell  Dean's  Searchin' , although  Sinitta's  not  as  strong  a  singer  as  Hazell,  with a killer  song  atop  the  pounding  electronics.

It  made  an  impression  in  the  gay  clubs  but  did  not  chart.  It  was  released  again  a  year  later with  "So  Macho "  on  the  flip.  I've  trusted  Guinness  that  at  some  point  it  was  made  a  double  A-side  but  the  sleeve  and  initial  pressings  clearly  indicate  "Cruising"  was  only  a  B-side   when  the  record  was  first  released.  "So  Macho"  was  written  by  the  same  guy  and  even  putting  aside  the  dubious  lyrical  conceit  of  having  a  black  girl  singing  of  needing  an  Aryan  lover - "he;s  got  to  have  big  blue  eyes ", it's  not  as  well-crafted  a  song  as  "Cruising"  nor  does  the  backing  track  have  the  same  attack. "So  Macho"  is  aimed  at  the  pop  charts  rather  than  the  clubs   but   it  worked  in  both. It  originally  peaked  at  47   but  after  a  few  weeks  out  of  the  chart . club  play  got  it  back  in  and  this  time  it  shot  to  number  2  though  what  clubbers  made  of  Sinitta  giving  the  limp  wrist  gesture  while  performing  it  on  Top  of  the  Pops  isn't  difficult  to  imagine.


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