Thursday, 20 July 2017

674 Goodbye Karl Denver* - Lazyitis - One Armed Boxer


( * Happy  Mondays  and ... )

Chart  entered :  9  June  1990

Chart  peak :  46

The  diminutive  yodelling  Scotsman  was  making  his  chart  comeback  after  26  years  away.

Karl  had  hit  the  Top  20  with  his  first  five  singles  including  the  number  4  hit  "Wimoweh"; a  still-remarkable  recording  of  hysterical  gibberish  before  the  novelty  wore off  and  the  Beatles  chased  him  out  of  the charts. He  spent  the  next  quarter  of  a  century  on  the  cabaret  circuit  drinking  heavily  and  fending  off  financial  demands  from  ex-wives  and  the  taxman. He  was  declared  bankrupt  on  three  separate  occasions.

The  single  came  about  through  The  Bailey  Brothers  aka  Keith  Jobling  and  Phil  Shotton  two  mates  of  Tony  Wilson  who  were  planning  FACT 181, a  movie  to  be  called, ahem.   "Mad  Fuckers !"  They  knew  Karl  from  his  regular  gigs  at  The  Yew  Tree  in  Manchester  and  planned  to  cast  him  in  the  film. They  also  planned  to  use  the  closing  track  from  Happy  Mondays'  album  "Bummed", "Lazyitis"  as  the  theme  tune  and  pitched  the  idea  that  the  band  should  re-record  it  with  Karl  as  guest  vocalist. Shaun  Ryder  didn't  like  the  idea  and  regarded  the  song  itself  as  nothing  more  than  a  space  filler  using  borrowed  melodies  but  Tony  Wilson  persuaded  him  to  do  it.

As  originally  recorded  "Lazyitis"   uses  melodic  lines  from  Ticket  To  Ride  and   Family  Affair  ( both  properly  credited )  on  an  acid-fried  song  which  sounds  suspiciously  like  unused  snatches  of  lyric  were  just  strung  together  to  complete  the  album,  with  vague  references  to  prison  and  cold  turkey. When  Shaun  went  in  to  re-record  his  vocal  with Karl  the  drugs  and  booze  flowed  freely  and  Shaun  further  compounded  the  copyright  issue  by  sardonically  singing  the  hook  from  David  Essex's  Gonna  Make  You  A  Star.  The  result  was  one  of  the  most  bizarre  hits  of  the  decade. Karl  sounds  exactly  what  he'd  become,  a  dodgy  pub  singer  who  doesn't  seem  to  be  familiar  with  what  he's  singing. It  sounds  like  the  mike  has  picked  up  some  mad  drunk  warbling  outside  the  studio. Paul  Davis  adds   some new  piano  parts  to  the  mix  but  God  knows  why  he  thought  it  was  worth  the  effort. It  was  released  as  a  single  in  May  1989.

The  Bailey  Brothers  shot  a  video  for  it  under  a Mancunian  Way  flyover. They  used  an  artificial  rain  machine  drenching  Karl  , who  wasn't  in  the  greatest  health  to  start  with,  and  giving  the  poor  bloke  pneumonia.  It  wasn't  a  hit originally  but,  still  hoping  to  raise  some  interest  in  the  film  project, Factory  reissued  the  single  in  the  wake  of  the  success  of  "Step  On"  and  thus  Karl  chalked  up  a  final  hit.

After  nearly  finishing  him  off , Factory  rewarded  Karl  with  a  recuperative  trip  to  Jersey  ( where  Shaun  got  busted )  and  then  allowed  him  to  record  a  couple  of  singles  with  them. "Wimoweh  89"  amazingly  manages  to  bleed  all  the  character  out  of  the  original  burying  it  under  a  generic  acid  house  arrangement  and  the  more  interesting  "Indambinigi" collaboration with  Steve  Lima   which  blends  Karl's  signature  wailing  with  native  chants  in  an  Enigma-like  arrangement.

Karl  got  a  chance  to  record  something  more  traditional  for  his  final  single  in  November  1990  , "Voices  of  the  Highlands"  on  the  Plaza  label. If  not  quite  in  his  vocal  prime  , Karl  holds  his  own  against  the  massed  tattooing  drums  and  bagpipes  to  deliver  a  hymn  to  his  homeland.

An  album  of  covers  in  a  country  and  western  style   "Just  Loving  You"  eventually  followed  in  1993. Even  a  sympathetic  obituary  by  Stephen  Leigh   had  to  acknowledge  that  "he  missed  almost  as  many  notes  as  he  hit".  He  doesn't  even  attempt  the  high  notes  himself  on  an  awful  attempt  at  "Runaway".   He   was  working  on  another  album  when  ill  health  forced  him  into  a  Manchester  hospice  where  he  died  just  before  Christmas  1998  aged  67 . The  completed  tracks  were  included  on  an  expanded  edition  of  "Just  Loving  You" re-titled  "Movin  On"  in  2001.



2 comments:

  1. Another piece of evidence in the case of "Why Factory Records Went Bust", I suppose...

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    1. Good folk like mister Denver gave factory the legendary reputation it doesn't really deserve

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