Monday, 29 September 2014

222 Goodbye Petula Clark - I Don't Know How To Love Him


Chart  entered  : 15  January  1972

Chart  peak : 47

Petula   is  still  active  so  it's  perhaps  a  surprise  that  she  last  scored  a  new  hit  single  so  long  ago. On  the  other  hand  she  was  approaching  40  when  this  was  a  hit. I  think  I'm  right  in  saying  that  she's  still  the  most  consistently  successful  British  female  in  chart  terms.   Nevertheless  her  chart  career  had  been  in  decline  since  "This  Is  My  Song"  hit  number  one  in  1967  and  she  had  two  completely  blank  years  in  1969  and  1970.

The  song  of  course  is  from  Jesus  Christ  Superstar  and  is  sung  by  the  actress  playing  Mary Magdalene. Petula  never  played  the  role ; she  was  probably  alerted  to  it  by  her  friend  Jackie Trent  recording  it  a  little  earlier. It's  also  notable  for  marking  the  first  time  its  composer Andrew Lloyd-Webber  was  accused  of  plaigarising  a  classical  composer  for  his  melody , in  this  case  Mendelssohn's  violin  concerto  in  E  minor. Tim  Rice's  lyrics  delicately skate  on  the  thin  ice  of  the  exact  nature  of   the  connection  between  Magdalene  and  Jesus  ( still  hotly  debated  by  Da  Vinci  Code  devotees )  by  merely  posing  a  series  of  questions  emanating  from  the  woman's  own  confusions.

Petula's  version  is  book  ended  by  blasts  of  that  familiar  chorus   ( well  to  people  of  my  age who  can't  hear  it  without  remembering  its  adoption  by  supporters  and  detractors  of  a  certain Irish  footballer  of  the  time )  as  if  to  remind  people  where  it  comes  from. I'm  not  sure  it  does  the  record  any  favours.  It  was  up  against  Yvonne  Elliman's  original  version  which  most  people  regard  as  definitive  and  I  wouldn't  dissent  from  that  opinion. Petula  was  old  enough  to  be  Yvonne's  mother  and  it's  certainly  valid  to  do  an  older  woman's  version  but  she  doesn't  have  the  same  purity  of  tone  and  I  prefer  the  folk-tinged  arrangement  on  the  original  to  Johnny  Harris's   orchestrations. Sadly  the  two  versions  cancelled  each  other  out, each  peaking  at  47  a  couple  of  weeks  apart. I  say  sadly  because  while  Yvonne  had  her  moment  in  the  disco  era  a  few  years  hence, it  wasn't  substantial  enough  to  get  her  on  here   and  Petula's  partly  responsible  for  that.

Not  only  was  this  Petula's  last  new  hit  it  was  her  last  single  for  Pye; she  moved  over  to  Polydor  for  her  next  single  "The  Wedding  Song ( There  Is  Love)"  in  October  1972  which  had  been  written  by  Peter  Paul  and  Mary's  Paul  Stookey  for  his  bandmate  Peter  Yarrow's  wedding  in  1970. It  certainly  sounds  like  the  work  of  an  American  folkie  in  its  declamatory  wordiness  but  Petula's  vocal  is  faultless  despite  her  unfamiliarity  with  the  style. It  reached  65  in  the  U.S.  and  was  a  Top  10  hit  in  Australia.  

Petula  was   busy   with  her  own  TV  show,  The  Sound  Of  Petula  which  ran  from  1972  to  1974.  A   year  passed  before  her  next  single, "Lead  Me  On" , a  duet  with  Sacha  Distel  which  sounds  like  a  good  Eurovision  entry  but  was  actually  a  dud  everywhere. Another  year  passed  by  before  "Let's  Sing  A  Love  Song"  which  was  written  by  two-hit  wonder  Lobo. It's  a  peerless  piece  of  Olivia  Newton-John  style  country  pop  and  you  get  the  feeling  that  it  was  Petula's  very  longevity  that  was  counting  against  her.

By  April  1975  she  was  back  with  Tony  Hatch  to  record  his  and  Jackie  Trent's   "I  Am  Your  Song"  a  high  class  MOR  pop  song  that  sounds  a  bit  like  early  Abba. I'm  guessing  it  made  the  Radio  Two   playlist  rather  than  Radio  One's. She  then  returned  to  Pye  for   "The  Wind  Of  Change "  in  May 1975,  a  Rod  McKuen  song  set  to  a classical  guitar  melody  that  I  recognise  but  can't  name. It's  got  an  extraordinary  arrangement  by  Johnny  Harris. Petula  caresses  McKuen's  poetry  with  cut  glass  clarity  with  just  the  guitar  for  company  in  the  first  verse ,  then  is    joined   by  soft  strings  in  the  second. Then  two minutes  in,  a  disco beat  kicks  in   for  the  middle  eight  and  I  was  just  jotting  down  "he's  ruined  it"  when  Petula   comes  back  in   with  a  wordless  cry  that's  just  spellbinding. I'm  struggling  to  think  of  a  better  vocal  performance  in  any  genre. I  have  to  say  the  close  of  the  record  is a  bit  drawn-out   but  it  remains  a  stunning  piece  of  work. Alas, it  didn't  get  heard  and  it's  the  last  single  of  her's  for  a  long  time  that's  worth  another  listen.

Two  month  later  she  took  on  "What  I  Did  For  Love"  from  A  Chorus  Line . It  has  the  customary  classy  vocal  performance  and  contemporary  funky  guitar  albeit  low  in  the  mix  but  it's  still  a  bit  bland. She  then  recorded  a  regrettable  disco  version  of  "Downtown"  which  was  almost  immediately  withdrawn  presumably  due  to  a  negative  reaction  from  her  fans   though  it  remained  available  in  Germany  where  it  got  to  number  45.

In  1977  she  got  a  welcome  boost  when  her  French-language  recording  of  "Don't  Cry  For  Me  Argentina "  as  "La  Chanson d'Evita"  got  to  number  8  in  France. That  might  have  been  what  persuaded  CBS  to  take  her  on  and  she  released  her  discofied  version  of  "I'm  Not  In  Love"  in  February 1978. There's  a   clip  on  youtube  from  French  TV  of  her  performing  it  in  a  skimpy  outfit  and  she's  in  great  shape  for  46  but   it's  more  enjoyable   if  you  mute  the  sound.  Two  months  later  she  had  to  change  the  title  of  her  next  single  "Put  A  Little  Sunbeam  In  Your  Life"  substituting  "Sunshine"  because  she  was  advertising  the  Chrysler  Sunbeam  at  the  time.   It  has  that  late  seventies  cod-sophisticated  sound  that  was  common  to  expensive  advertising  campaigns  at  the  time - you  expect  Petula  to  sing  "That's  Martini"  at  the  end  of  each  line  -  but  actually  sounds  rather  uncomfortable  as  the  tempo  is  too  fast  for  her  to  get  the  words  out  smoothly.

In  November  1978  she  did  the  theme  for  The  Greek  Tycoon  , a  ghastly  turkey  starring Anthony Quinn  and  Jacqueline  Bisset. The  song  , written  by  another  two-hit  wonder  John Kongos  "Just  A  Dance With  Time"  isn't  much  better, starting  out  as  a  Streisand-esque  ballad  then  going  into  a  Greek-flavoured  disco  chorus. It's  a  real  dog's  dinner.

Petula  seemed  to  realise  she  wasn't  getting  anywhere  and  it  would  be  nearly  four  years before  her  next  single . During  this  period  she  made  her  last  forays  into  straight  acting  in film  with  Never  Never  Land   in  1980   and  on  TV   with  Sans  Famille  in  1981. That  year, at  the  urging  of  her  children, she  returned  to  musical  theatre  with  a  triumphant  run  in  The  Sound  Of  Music  despite  being  at  least  20  years  too  old  for  the  role. Nevertheless  the  real  Maria  von  Trapp  acclaimed  her  the  best  ever,

 She  made  her  recording  comeback  with  "Natural  Love"  in  1982 , a  pleasant  but  forgettable  slice  of  country  pop  that  got  to  number  66  in  the  U.S. I  haven't  heard  the  follow-up  "Dreamin  With  My  Eyes  Wide  Open "  but  I'm  guessing  it  was  in  the  same  vein.

Another  hiatus  ensued  before  "Mr  Orwell"  in  February  1985 , a  horrible  Europop  ditty celebrating  the passing  of  1984  written  by a  Quebecois  songwriting  partnership  who'd  go  on   to  work  with  Celine  Dion. Whether  Petula  wasn't  really  trying  on  such  crap  or  her  53  years   were  starting  to  take  their  toll  but  her  voice  seems  to  have  lost  something  of  its  magic  on  it.

Her  next  single  was  the  awful  "Downtown  88". This  wasn't  another  re-recording  but  the  1964 version  re-mixed  by  Peter  Slaghuis  which  effectively  meant  bolting  it  on  to  a  backing  track that's  very  derivative  of  Blue  Monday.  Petula  got  behind  it , though  not  without  some trepidation,  and  did  a  live  off-key  vocal  for  it  on  Top  Of  The  Pops  which  helped  it  to number  10, her  last  appearance  in  the  UK  singles  chart. The  same  trick  didn't  work  for  "I Couldn't  Live  Without  Your  Love"  the  following  year  

By  that  time  she  was  working  on  the  musical  "Someone  like  You"  for  which  she  wrote  the  music . It  opened  in   November  1989  in  Cambridge  and  moved  to  the  West  End  the  following  March  to  mixed  reviews. The  title  track , a  duet  with  Dave  Willetts  was  released  as  a  single  but  doesn't  work  at  all  out  of  context. In  April  1990  it  was  suddenly  shut  down  by  bailiffs  due  to  producer  Harold  Fielding's  financial  difficulties  and  hasn't  been  revived.

In  1992  she  came  up  with  a  single  "Oxygen"  which  was  written  by  Nik  Kershaw   but  sounds  like  The  Pet  Shop  Boys. The  near-60  year  old  Petula  sensibly  does  it  all  in  a  low  register  and  it's  OK, nothing  special.

The  following  year  she  made  her  Broadway  debut  in  Blood  Brothers  working  with  David  Cassidy  then  two  years  later  started  performing  in  the  role  she  made  her  own  , Norma  Desmond  in  Sunset  Boulevard  which  made  her  a  star  in  America  all  over  again. She  was  in  it  more  or  less  continuously  from  1995  to  2000. In  1998  she  received  an  OBE.

In  the  21st  century  Petula  has  shown  few  signs  of  slowing  down  with  frequent  tours  and  some  CDs  of  new  material. In  2011  she  guested  on  The  Saw  Doctors'  version  of  "Downtown"  which  made  number  2  in  the  Irish  charts. In  2012  she   performed  on  Jools  Holland's  Hootenanny  programme  having  not  long  turned  80  and  2013  saw  the  release  of  a  new  album  "Lost  In  You". The  single  "Cut  Copy  Me" is  a  La Roux-ish  electro  ballad  on  which  her  voice  is  Autotuned  into  Gaga-esque  inhumanity  but  I  quite  like  it. It  was  reportedly  a  big  hit  in  Belgium  . A  second  single  "Never  Enough"  is  a  country  knees-up  where  the  Autotuning  is  less  obvious  but  still  there  if  you  listen  closely. Long  may  she  continue !




    

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