Tuesday, 16 September 2014

206 Goodbye Herman's Hermits* - Lady Barbara


(* Peter  Noone  and ..... )

Chart  entered : 14  November  1970

Chart  peak : 13

The  Mancunian  quintet  were  hot  on  the  heels  of  the  Dave  Clark  Five  in  exiting  the  charts.

They  actually  had  a  very  similar  career  arc  to  the  DC5  , spending  the  mid-sixties  in  America  where  they  were  insanely  popular  then  returning  to  Britain  when  psychedelic  rock  put  an  end  to  the  British  Invasion  and  scoring  big  hits   there  once  again  ( more  consistently  than  the   Tottenham  boys  actually ) until  the  end  of  1970.

When  their  Columbia  contract  came  to  an  end  that  year  the  band  loyally  followed  their  longtime  producer  Mickie  Most  to  his  new  label  RAK. They  did  their  bit  to  launch  the  label  by  recording  a  song   written  by  his  second  signing  Hot  Chocolate , "Bet  Yer  Life  I  Do"  and  duly  gave  the  label  its  first  hit.

Having  done  their  bit  for  Most, the  band  began  to  fracture. Peter  Noone  wanted  to  begin  his solo  career  but  was  persuaded  that  a  last  single  with  the  group but  with  his  name  out  front was  the  best  way  to  launch  it. I'd  never  heard  this  record  before  and  I  can  hear  why. It's  a sort  of  mash-up  starting  out  as  a  Bread -like  acoustic  ballad  written  by  Brown  and  Wilson but  instead  of  writing  their  own  chorus  they've  lifted  that  of  a  cheesy  Euro-hit  by  Renato  Dei  Profeti  and  dropped  it  in  despite  it  having  a  completely   different  tempo. I've  no  doubt  champions  of  the  band  see  it  as  an   audacious  way  to  sign  off  but  to  me  it  sounds  like  a  contrived  mess. It's  a  testament  to  the  durability  of their  fanbase  ( at  least  while  Peter  was  in  the  band )  and  the  efficiency  of  the  RAK  marketing  machine  that  it  got  as  high  as  it  did.

Peter  then  left  the  band. The  other  four  ,Keith  Hopwood, Barry  Whitwam, Derek  Leckenby  and  Karl  Green  wanted  to  continue  but  Most  was  only  interested  in  Peter  as  a  solo  artist  so  they  had  to  find  a  new  label  as  well  as  a  singer. They  invited  Peter  Cowap,  a  friend  of  Graham  Gouldman,  who  had  already  written  for  the  group  in  the  past  and  was  also  a  good  guitarist. His  contacts  helped  them  get  a  deal  with  RCA  and  their  first  single  as  "Hermits"  came  out  in  October  1971. "She's  A  Lady"  was  written  by  another  friend  Jeff  Smith  who  would  later  join  the  band  and produced   by  Eric  Stewart. The  now  hairy  Hermits  got  on  TV  to  promote  it  but   Cowap  was  neither  a  distinctive  singer  nor  a  charismatic  frontman  and  the  song  sounds  like  a  McGuinness  Flint  B-side. A  second  single ,"The  Man" , released  nearly  a  year  later,  went  nowhere  and  RCA   declined  to  release their  LP  "Sourmash"  which  has  never  seen  the  light  of day.

Cowap  left  the  band   after  they  were  dropped  and   the  others  accepted  an  offer  to  hook  up with  Peter  again  for  a  three  week  "British  Reinvasion "  tour  of  America  in  1973. Halfway through  the  tour  it  was  discovered  that  Peter  had  renegotiated  his  own  fee  behind  the  others' backs. Their  relations  were  permanently  soured. On  the  positive  side  there  did  seem enough interest  for  the  band  to  tour  there  profitably  without  Peter  who  was  still  pursuing  a  solo career  ( which  of  course  we'll  come  back  to ) . At  this  point  Keith  bailed  out  as  a  band member  though  he  contributed  some  keyboards  to  later  recordings. He  formed his  own  company  Pluto  Music  with  Derek  to  do soundtrack  work  for  commercials  and  television   including  Bob  The  Builder  

They  recruited  a  new  singer  and  songwriter   John  Gaughan  who  worked  for  Cook  and  Greenaway  and released  one  single  on  CBS  with  him  as  "John  Gaughan  and  the  Hermits"  called  "You  Gotta  Love  Me  Baby"   in  September  1973. When  that  flopped  Gaughan  moved  on  and  was  replaced  by  Jeff  Foot aka  Smith  for  the  band's  frequent  tours  of  America  with  Karl  Green  taking  on  lead  vocal  duties. Another  guitarist  Frank  Renshaw  also  joined  the  line  up. In  May  1975  they  released  a  new  single as  The  Hermits  "Ginny  Go  Softly"  a  pleasant  enough  slice  of  mid  seventies  soft  rock  although  Karl's  vocal  skills  aren't  the  strongest.

Then  Peter  approached  them  to  rejoin  the  band  but  they  would  not  agree  to  his  financial  terms  and  carried  on  without  him. When  Peter  put  together  a  tour  in  England  as  "Peter  Noone  with  Herman's  Hermits"  the  injunctions  started  flying. After  a  long  and  costly  battle  the  other  guys  won  an  order  stopping  him  using  the  name  in  England  and  they  reverted  to it  for  their  next  single  on  Buddah in  1976, a  cover  of  Leo  Sayer's  "Train" .

By  the  time  of  their  last  single  on  Pye  in  1978  , "Heart  Get  Ready  For  Love"  Foot  had temporarily  left. It's  a  workmanlike  cover  of  a  song  by  late-to-the-party  glamsters  Hello  and sounds  a  good four  years  out  of  date. It  was  their  last  attempt  at  new  material  but  they  have returned  to  the  studio  on  occasion  to  re-record  their  old hits  ( as  has Peter )  for  cheap compilations.

The  band  remained  a  touring  concern  although  Karl  checked  out  in  1980  to  become  a  sound  engineer .  Keith  returned  to  the  band  for  a  short  time  in  the  early  nineties. Derek  remained  a  member  until  his  death  from  non-Hodgkin lymphoma  in  1994  leaving  Barry  as  the  sole  original  member. In   2002  the  legal  battle  flared  up  again  as  the  English  court  order  couldn't  be  enforced  in  America  and  since  2005  a  hostile  stand-off  has  been  in  place  with  Peter  touring  his  Hermits   in  America  and  Barry's  version  covering the  rest  of  the  world.    

So  what  happened  to  Peter's  solo  career ?  Well  it  got  off  to  a  flying  start  with  the  first  hit  cover  of  a  Bowie  song. "Oh  You  Pretty  Things"  was  released  by  Peter  before  it  appeared  on  Hunky  Dory. Bowie - still  a  one  hit  wonder  at  this  point - played  piano  on  the  record ( whereas  Rick  Wakeman  did  the  honours  on  his  own  version ). A  couple  of  NME  writers  in  a 1981   book  on  Bowie  described  Peter's  version  as  "one  of  rock  and  roll's  most  outstanding  examples  of  a  singer  failing  to  achieve  any  degree  of  empathy  whatsoever  with  the  mood  and  content  of  a  lyric". I  don't  see  that  myself. I  think  Peter's  an  under-rated  vocalist  anyway and  that  semi-falsetto  he  adopts  for  the  chorus  is  a  good  fit  for  the  song's  hysterical  vision of   a  youth-led  apocalypse, a  lyrical  trope  that  would  run  right  through  the  decade  from  here  to  Secret  Affair. Johnny  Arthey's  arrangement  with  its  nudging  strings  and  sledgehammer  beats  is  infinitely  superior  to  Bowie's  sparse  voice  and  piano  take. It  reached  number  12 in  May  1971  but  that  was  as  good  as  it  got  for  Peter  in  the  UK.

A  crucial  error  was  made  with  the  next  single  "Walnut  Whirl"  which  gave  radio  not  one  but  two  reasons  to  ban  it. The  title  was  very  close  to  an  iconic  chocolate  confection  of  the  time but  I  think  the  bigger  problem  was  the  content  of  the  song  which  celebrates  the  pleasures  of  bonking  a  fat  girl  ( interesting  to  note  that  it  was  co-written  by  Sandie  Shaw )  and  includes  a  line  "sadly  makes  love  to  a  Walnut  Whirl"  ( which  strikes  me  as  a  rather  messy  pastime  but  each  to  his/her  own ). It's  a  shame  because  it's  a  terrific  tune, piano-based  whimsical  pop  worthy  of  Gilbert  O' Sullivan  at  his  best.

Peter  was  unlucky with  his  next  song  choice in  March  1972 . "Shoo  Be  Do  Dah"  is  just  about  the  only  Chin  and  Chapman  song  that  wasn't  a  massive  hit  in  the  seventies. An  acoustic -based  folk-tinged  slow  burner  of  the  sort  that  Smokie  would  make  their  own a  few  years  later, it's  a  lament  for  the  loss  of  innocence  in  pop  songwriting. It's  an  attractive  tune  but , at  nearly  five  minutes,  far  too  long  and  it's  amazing  that  Most   didn't   realise  that. Or  perhaps  he  did  but  thought  Peter  was  a  spent  force  anyway. His  next  single  "Should  I"  a  lightly  mariachi-flavoured  piece  of  pop  bubblegum  released  in  July  1972   marks  the  end  of  his  long  association  with  the  producer.

After  returning  from  the  1973  Reinvasion  tour  covered  above, Peter  signed  with  Philips  for  the  single  "( I  Think  I'm  Over ) Getting  Over  You"  written  by  Tony  Hazzard  who'd  penned  the  Hermits' hit  "You  Won't  Be   Leaving". It  was  released  in  November  1973  and  the  signs  were  good  when  Kenny  Everett  got  behind  it  but  that  wasn't  enough. It's  a  bit  over-produced - Peter  sounds  like  he's  fighting  to  be  heard  over  the  harpsichords  - and  rather  too  like  Gilbert  O' Sullivan  just  as  the  latter's  star  was  beginning  to  wane.

A  year  later  he  popped up  on  Casabalanca  working  with  Tony  Macaulay  who  co-wrote  the  single  "Meet  Me  On  The  Corner  Down  At  Joe's  Cafe", a  very  deliberate  attempt  to  evoke  the  spirit  of  Herman's  Hermits  which  almost  worked  in  America  as  it  just  missed  out  on  the  Top  100.

Peter  re-emerged  in  1976,   after  the  bruising  court  battle  with  his  ex-bandmates  , on   the  Bus  Stop  label  with  the  single  "We  Don't  Need  The  Money". It  was  the  first  of  three  singles  penned  by  Murray  and  Callendar  who'd  written  hits  for  The  Tremeloes  and  Cliff   and  he  got  on  the  Arrows'  TV  show  to  promote  it. Viewing  the  clip  it's  clear  that  you  can  look  both  very  youthful  ( Peter  was  still  under  30 ) and  wildly  out  of   your  time. The  song  is  vacuous  and  Peter's  waistcoat  and  haircut  suggest  that  nothing  had  moved  on  since  the  the  time  of  the  Ryan  brothers. I  haven't  heard  the  second  one  "It's  Good  When  I  Get  There"  but  don't  expect  it  was  much  better  and   that  the  third  one  was  a  cover  of  Cliff's  seven  year  old  hit  "Goodbye  Sam  Hello  Samantha"  released  at  the  height  of  punk  shows  just  how  redundant  he'd  become.

Peter  abandoned  Britain in  the  late  70s  and  settled  in  America, apparently  for  good. In  1980  he  re-emerged  at  the  head  of  a  new  group  The  Tremblers  who  attempted  to  surf  the  American  New  Wave  exemplified  by  The  Cars  and  The  Knack.  They  released  an  album  "Twice  Nightly"  and  two  singles  "Steady  Eddy"  and  "Wouldn't  I " . It's  quite  fun  hearing  Peter's  impersonation  of  Ric  Ocasek   but   the  music  never  rises  above  the  level  of  well-executed  pastiche  and  it  was  received  with  resounding  indifference.

His  last  attempt  to  make  an  impact  with  new  material  was  the  1982  solo  album  "One  Of  The  Glory  Boys". The  lead  single  was  a  cover  of  The  Sutherland  Brothers  and  Quiver's  1973 U.S.  hit  "You  Got  Me  Anyway". Now  that  was  one  of  the  first  records  I  really  loved  so  I  was  expecting  to  have  to  put  a  contract  out  on  him  but  actually  his  version's  quite  acceptable  ; he  doesn't  mess  with  the  tune  or  tempo  and  the  eighties  production  trappings  aren't  too  obtrusive.  A  brief  investigation  of  the  rest  of  the  album  suggests  a  competent  attempt  at  a  modern  pop  rock  effort  although  Peter's  isn't  a  rock  voice  and  his  attempt  at  "Give  Me  Just  A  Little  More  Time"  is  awful.

By  the  time  the  album  was  released  Peter  was  already  branching  out  into  musical  theatre  and  received  good  write-ups  for  The  Pirates  of  Penzance  in  particular. He  also  started  working  as  an  actor  making  regular  guest  appearances  in  TV  series  such  as  Quantum  Leap  and  Married  With  Children, sometimes  as  himself, sometimes  in  character.  In  1989  he  found  a  comfortable  niche  as  the  host  of  VH1's  oldies  show  My  Generation  which  ran  for  four  years.

When  the  acting  work  dried  up  in  the  mid-90s  Peter  decided  to  get  on  the  nostalgia  circuit, hence  the  renewed  battles  over  the  group  name  which  at  the  time  of  writing  have  left  Peter  the  undisputed  king  in  his  new  homeland. Having  said  that  Peter  is  also  much  in  demand  as  a  talking  head  in  documentaries  about  the  sixties  as  a  genuine  survivor  who  is  still  telegenic  and  lucid  at  66.  He  still  sounds  Mancunian  as  well.

        

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