Saturday, 4 February 2017

596 Hello Transvision Vamp - Tell That Girl To Shut Up


Chart  entered  : 16  April  1988

Chart  peak :  45

Number  of  hits : 10

I  spoke  too  soon  when  I  suggested  Bros  were  the  last  act  to  have  the  majority  of  thei  hits  in  the eighties. I'd  forgotten  all  about  this  lot

Transvision  Vamp  were  formed  in  1986  by  singer  Wendy  James  and  her  boyfriend  ,guitarist  Nick  Christian  Sayer  who  had  met in  Brighton  and  started  working  on  a  kitsch  sci-fi  screenplay. According  to  Nick, Universal  Pictures  showed  some  interest   then  stalled , so  the  duo  decided  to  get  the  music  out  first. They  moved  to  London  and  recruited  a  couple  of  veterans  from  the  punk  scene  to  fill  out  the  band. Anthony  Doughty ( aka  Tex  Axile )  had  been   in  The  Moors  Murderers  with  Steve  Strange  and  Chrissie  Hynde   and  joined as  keyboard  player. Bassist  Dave  Parsons  was  in   the  last  line  up  of  The Partisans, a  Welsh  punk  band  active  from  1978  to  1984.  He  played  on  their  last  single, the  EP  "Blind  Ambition"  which  sounds  like  The  Adverts, not  a  very  commercial  proposition  in  October  1983. The  sleeve  says  it  was  recorded  and  mixed  in  Alaska  which  I  suppose  is  a  joke  although  you  could  well  believe  it  from  listening  to  the  record. The  album  "The  Time  Is  Right"  in  1984  offered  more  of  the  same. Drummer  Pol  Burton  completed  the  line  up.

It  wasn't  long  before  they  were  snapped  up  by  MCA. With  Wendy  playing  up  the  sex  kitten  image  the  band   offered  a  mixture  of  punk  and  glam  rock  with  sci-fi  references. They  released  their  first  single  "Revolution  Baby"  in  August  1987. Like  all  their  material  it  was  written  by  Nick   and  offers  a  reasonably  attractive  melange  of  Bolan  references  ( it's  surely  not  a  coincidence  that  its  release  coincided  with  the  tenth  anniversary  of  Marc's death )  Sigue  Sigue  Sputnik  twitchy  synths  and  a  half-decent  chorus. It  does  outstay  its  welcome  with  a  long  rant  at  the  end  encompassing drug  taking, housing  allocation and  the  Bomb  which  really  aggravates.  If  you're  going  to  celebrate  trash  and  yet  be  political  in  the  same  song  it  sounds  like  you're  just  taking  the  piss. It's  also  obvious  from  the  first  verse  that  Wendy  didn't  have  a   singing  voice  that  could  match  up  to  her  bravado  and  her  limited  vocal  range  was  always  going  to  limit  what  the  band  could  achieve.

Record  Mirror  received  it  favourably  and  put  Wendy  on  its  front  cover  but  elsewhere  the  reception  was  pretty  hostile  both  to  the  music  and  Wendy's  provocative  persona. The  single  just  missed  out  on  the  charts  first  time  round  but  got  to  number  30  on  reissue  the  following  year.

"Tell  That  Girl  To  Shut  Up"  was  the  follow  up  single, a  cover  of  Holly  and  the  Italians' garage  rock  near-hit  from  1980  ( it  probably  sold   enough  to  go  Top  10  in  1988  terms ).  It  was  a  smart  choice, a  song  with  proven  appeal  but  not  too  familiar  and  a  title  that  chimed  in  with  the critical  response  to  Wendy. The  Vamp  don't  do  anything  particularly  interesting  with  the  song, speed  it  up  a  bit, add  a  few  power  chords  and  subject  it  to  an  eighties  production  from  Zeus  B  Held  to  disguise  the  fact  it's  being  delivered  by  an  inferior  vocalist. The  Brill  Building  melody  and  teen  jealousy  lyric  survive  so  it's  never  less  than  listenable.        

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