Tuesday, 22 July 2014

174 Hello Status Quo* - Pictures Of Matchstick Men


(* for  this  and  four  subsequent  singles  they  were  "The  Status  Quo" )

Chart  entered :  24  January  1968

Chart  peak : 7

Number  of  hits  : 62

After  five  farewells  in  a  row  it's  about  time  we  had  some  newcomers  and  the  Quo  are  always good  for  putting  a  smile  on  your  face.

The  band  started coming  together  in  1962  when  two  thirteen  year  olds  at  school  in  Catford, Francis Rossi  and  Alan  Lancaster,  formed  a  band  called The  Scorpions  with  Alan  Key  ( drums )  and  Jess Jaworski ( keyboards ). In  1963  they  changed  drummers  with  John  Coghlan  replacing  Key  and  their name  to  The  Spectres. In  1965  Jaworski   was  replaced  by  Roy  Lynes  and   Francis  met  Rick Parfitt  from  a  cabaret  outfit  called  The  Highlights  but  he  didn't  immediately  join  the  band.

The  band  now  signed  with  Piccadilly  and  their  first  single , in  September  1966, was  a   garage  rock  cover  of  "I  ( Who  Have  Nothing )  "  dominated   by  Roy's  rinky-dink  organ  and  under-pinned  by Alan's  rocksolid  bassline. For  better  or  worse, Francis's  nasal  whine  is  instantly  recognisable. It's  actually  a pretty  good  single  apart  from  Francis's  spoken  word  coda  which  is  just  a  bad  idea.  The  follow-up  in  November  was  Alan's  "Hurdy  Gurdy  Man"  ( nothing  to  do  with  the  Donovan song ) which  sounds  like  two  schoolkids  have  got  up  on  stage  to  sing  with  the  Inspiral  Carpets. I  don't  know  who's  harmonising  with  Francis  but  they're  awful  and  it  sinks  the  record.

The  third  and  last  single  for  Piccadilly  "( We  Ain't  Got )  Nothin  Yet "  in  February  1967,  is  a  cover  of  a  US  hit  for  the  Blues  Magoos  which  itself   utilised  the much-borrowed  bassline  from  Ricky  Nelson's  Summertime   that  we  know  best  from  Deep  Purple's  Black  Night.  If  anything  the  Spectres'  version  is  more  exciting, sounding  even  more  like  the  Carpets  at  least  until  you  get  to  the  superbly  raw  guitar  solo. Unfortunately  the  title  proved  to  be  an  accurate  statement  of  their  position .

They  then  changed  their  name  to  The  Traffic  Jam   and  released  "Almost  But  Not  Quite  There" which  Francis  co-wrote   ( with  someone  called  Barlow ? ) Though  still  quite  heavy  in  the  rhythm section  it  sees  the  group  moving  away  from  garage  rock  towards  Turtles-style  psychedelic  pop. Unfortunately  the  BBC  interpreted  the  lyric, with  some  justification  I  think, as  being  about  failing  to give  your  girlfriend  an  orgasm   and  banned  it.

Further  trouble  arrived  in  the  form  of  a  writ  from  Island  who  felt  the  new  name  was  too  close  to Steve  Winwood's  new  outfit. Without  support  from  Piccadilly  who  had  cast  them  adrift  the  band   had to  give  way  and  rename  themselves  once  more. With  Rick  Parfitt  now  coming  on  board  as  an extra  guitarist  they  became  The  Status  Quo  and  were  soon  signed  to  Pye.

"Pictures  Of  Matchstick  Men"  was  written  by  Francis,  allegedly  in  a  toilet  taking  refuge  from  his  mother-in-law.  It's  a  Top  Of  The  Pops  2  favourite . partly  through  the  happy  accident  of  escaping  the  general  destruction  of  sixties  TV  footage  but  more  I  suspect  because  it  gives  the  opportunity  for  the  likes  of  Steve  Wright  to  make  a  cheap  crack  at  the  sight  of  Francis  and  Rick  dolled  up  in  Carnaby  Street's  finest  togs.

The  band  themselves  have  generally  acquiesced  in  making  a  joke  out  of  their  brief  flirtation  with  psychedelia  but  I  think  the  song  stands  up  to  anything  Traffic  or  The  Herd  produced. The  lyrics  are  clearly  influenced  by  Lucy  In  The  Sky  With  Diamonds   more  than  anything  to  do  with  LS  Lowry. Unless  the  girl  he  is  missing  used  to  drag  him  off  to  art  galleries  that  reference  is  still  mystifying. However  that  piercing,  acid-fried  guitar  riff  that  kicks  off  and  re-starts  the  song  still  cuts  through  and  is  probably  the  main  reason  for  its  success. In  the  USA  it  remains  their  only  hit.


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