Tuesday, 15 July 2014

169 Goodbye The Bachelors - Marta


Chart  entered : 5  July  1967

Chart  peak : 20

The  Irish  lads  probably  weren't  expecting  this  to  be  their  swansong. Since  their chart  breakthrough , only  1963's  "The  Angel  And  The  Stranger"  had  failed  to  make  it  and  though  their  positions  had slipped  over  the  past  year  the  singles  had  a  tendency  to  stick  around.

"Marta"  was  popularised  by  Arthur  Tracy  n  the  1930s. The  boys  stick  rigidly  to  their  tried  and  trusted  formula  delivering  the  song  without  irony  as  a   strumalong  with  their  trademark  soaring  harmonies. They  knew  what  their  audience  of  forty  plus  mums  and  Irish  expats  wanted   and  this  utterly  safe, uninteresting  record  fitted  the  bill.

But  even  the  safest  artists  sometimes  feel  the  need  to  break  out  of  the  mould   and  the  guys  next chose  to  record  a  song  by  young  Belfast  songwriter  David  McWilliams   ( best  known  for  Days  Of Pearly  Spencer )  , another  client  of  their  manager  Phil  Solomons.  It's  a  dense, wordy  song  from  the  point  of  view of  a  street  drunk  observing  the  bright  young  things  spilling  out   of  a  nightclub  in  the  early  hours  of  the  morning. There's  not  much  of  a  chorus  and  the  tune  is  rather  sombre. Alan  Tew  gives  it  a  sprightly late  sixties  pop  arrangement  and  the  boys'  singing  can't   be  knocked  but  as  an  exercise  in  baffling  your  audience  it's  up  there  with  Nilsson's  Coconut.  

Their  next  single  in  January  1968  was  "If  Ever  I  Would  Leave  You"  from  the  musical  Camelot.  It  was  a  much  safer  option  but  the  mould  had  been  broken. Two  months  later  they  put  out  a  cover  of  "The  Unicorn"  a  massive  US  hit  ( number  7 )  for  the  Canadian  band  The  Irish  Rovers  the  previous  year.  It's  a  kiddie- folk  song  along  the  lines of  Puff  The  Magic  Dragon   that  would  have  had  a  better  chance   at  Christmas  time.

In  July  they  released  "I'll  Walk  With  God",  popularised  by Mario  Lanza  in  the  film  The  Student  Prince   and  given  a  big  arrangement  by  Reg  Guest. It's  listenable  but  could  have  been  in  the  charts  with  David  Whitfield  and  Frankie  Laine. "Turn  Around, Look  At  Me "  is  the  same  song  the  Bee  Gees  recorded  in  Australia  and  their  version  is  much  better  than  these  guys'  bland  take.

Their  first  single  of  1969  was  "Where  The  Blue  Of  The  Night"  originally  sung  by  Bing  Crosby   though  the  country-lite  arrangement  suggests  it  was  the  recent  Hank  Locklin  version  that  informed  the  choice. Whatever  it's  complete  BBC  Light  Entertainment  fare, bland  as  can  be. In  July  they  turned  back  to  Paul  Simon  ( their  version  of  The  Sound  Of  Silence  had  made  number  three  in  1966 )  and  covered  "Punky's  Dilemma"  from  Bookends. What  they  thought  they  were  adding  to  this  idiosyncratic  satire  on  Hollywood  society  is  anybody's  guess.  In  September  they  butchered  "Everybody's  Talkin'"  turning  it  into  supper  club  fare, easily  the  worst  version  I've  heard.

Their  last  single  of  the  sixties  was  "My  First  Love"  in  November  1969 . It  was  written  by  Dennis  Wright  and  Johnny  Arthey  which  is  standard  MO R  fare  and  buyers  could  find  a  better  version  on  the  B  side  of  their  compatriot  Joe  Dolan's  current  single  Teresa.   With  " ( All  Of  A  Sudden )  My  Heart  Sings"   ( a  hit  for  Paul  Anka  in  1959 )  they  entered  a  new  decade. It  sounds  like  they  were  trying  t  move  into  Tom  Jones  territory  but  Con  Cluskey  doesn't  have  the  voice  for  it.

Decca  seem  to  have  realised  there  wasn't  much  future  in  the  singles  market  for  them  and  it  was eighteen  months  before  "Diamonds  Are  Forever"  was  let  loose. I  can't  say  Shirley  Bassey's  version really  floats  my  boat  but  at  least  she  understood  that  Bond  themes  have  to  be  given  a  bit  of welly. The  Bachelors  sound  like  they're  auditioning  for  Sing  Something  Simple.

Another  year  went  by  before  "The  Land  Of  The  Other  Way  Round"  in  October  1972  which  is   the  sort  of  song  Brian  Cant   ( just  about  the  only  untainted  celeb  from  my  childhood  left )   and Jonathan  Coren  used  to  conjure  up  for  Play  School.

At  last  Decca  pulled  the  plug  at  this  point  and  they  had  to  move  across  to  Philips  in  time  for  a  Christmas  single. I  haven't  heard  "Dear  Father  In  Heaven"  but  I  don't  think  I  need  to  really; the  sleeve  tells  you  enough.


I  haven't  heard  the  other  two  Philips  singles  "Sing  Me  A  Song  To  Make  Me  Happy"   ( 1974 ) and  "Roxie"  ( 1975 )  either.

By  1977  they  were  on  Galaxy  ( owned  by   Solomons ) with  Tony  Hatch  producing. They  did  "Torn Between  Two  Lovers"  a  song  I  adore  so  I'm  glad  not  to  have  heard  their  attempt. That  actually came  out  as  "The Bachelors  featuring  Con  Cluskey". Then  came  "Save  The  Last  Dance  For  Me" where  their  own  name  was  misspelt   as  "Batchelors"  on  the  label.

1978  was  quiet  apart  from  a  re-release  of  "Charmaine"  by  Decca  then  the  following  year  saw  "Travellin  Home "  which  I'm  guessing  was  the  Vera  Lynn  song.  And  that  thankfully  was  it  as  far  as  new  product  went. We  could  rest  assured  that  there'd  be  no  more  soppy  Irish  boys  blanding  out  other  peoples'  songs  in  our  charts. Oh  hold  on....

The  Bachelors  remained  a  strong  live  draw  after  they  stopped  recording  and  periodically  went  into  the  studio  to  re-record  their  old  hits  for  compilation  LPs. In  1984  there  was  an  acrimonious  split  between  John  Stokes  and  the  Cluskey  Brothers  and  they  have  performed  separately  ever  since. In  2009  Con  Cluskey  had  a  near  brush  with  death  through  a  burst  artery  in  his  leg.






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