Wednesday, 15 March 2017

617 Goodbye Bucks Fizz - Heart of Stone


Chart  entered :  5  November  1988

Chart  peak : 50

Bucks  Fizz  are  still  lauded  by  the  New  Pop  brigade   for  the  records  they  made  just  after  their  Eurovision  triumph ; there  was  a  tribute  piece  by  Bob  Stanley  in  The  Guardian  not  long  ago. Actually,  what  they're  really  praising  are  the  songwriting  and  production  skills  of  Andy  Hill  and  his  wife  Nicola  Martin. Beyond  singing,  the  four  members  of  Bucks  Fizz  made  almost  no  contribution  to  the  music  and  have  mustered  one  minor, TV- assisted, solo   hit  between  them. That  said, Hill  and  Martin  couldn't  get  arrested  in  the  guise  of  their  own  group,  Paris,  so  the  mannequins'  promotional  value  shouldn't  be  underestimated.

Bucks  Fizz  were  determined  not  to  fade  away  after  their  Eurovision  triumph  and  surfed  the  New  Pop  wave  to  score  two  more  chart-toppers  in  the  first  half  of  1982, both  over-praised  in  my  view  but  they  were  clearly  a  formidable  outfit. Album  sales  were  lukewarm  though;  despite  containing  those  two  number  ones, "Are  You  Ready"  couldn't  advance  past  number  10  suggesting  that  their  success  had  its  limits.  After  "When  We  Were  Young"  dropped  out  of  the  Top  10  in  summer  1983,  their  singles  started  peaking  at  lower  positions. The  wheels  really  started  coming  off   at  the  end  of  1984  when  their  tour  bus  crashed . All  four  members  were  injured  but  Mike  Nolan  nearly  died  from  serious  head  injuries  that  still  affect  him  today. His  condition  put  the  band  out  of  action  for  six  months. Just  as  he  recovered  enough  to  perform  on  their  next  single  in  May  1985, Jay  Aston   quit  the  band  in  acrimonious  circumstances, a  serious  loss  as  she  provided  the  band  with  some  sexual  charisma  and  had  increasingly  been  used  as  lead  vocalist  on  recent  singles. She  was  replaced  after   X-Factor  style  public  auditions  by  Shelley  Preston , an  attractive  21-year  old  who  had  been  singing  in  a  night  club  in  Sri  Lanka. Despite  a  huge  publicity  boost  from  this  process  , the  group's  first  single  with  Shelley  was  one  of  their  lowest  hits  to  date  and  RCA  let  them  go. Polydor  picked  them  up  and  were  rewarded  with  a  huge  hit  when  "New  Beginning  ( Mamba  Seyra )"  reached  number  8  in  the  summer  of  1986  but  subsequent  singles  stalled  in  the  forties  and  the  ironically  titled  LP  " Writing  On  The  Wall"   stiffed  disastrously  at  number  89.

With  "Heart  of  Stone"  they  were  very  much  in  last  chance  saloon. Written  by  Hill  and  his  lyricist  friend  Pete  Sinfield,  it  sticks  with  the  harder-edged  AOR  sound  they'd  been  trying  to  expand   their  audience  with  since  1983. Sinfield's  lyrics  use  some  evocative  metaphors  for  relationship  pain  and  Bobby  Gubby 's  lead  vocal   is  on  the  money  but  the  song  is  just  too  pedestrian  and  never  soars, a  point  proven  a  couple  of  years  later  when  Cher  couldn't  take  her  version  much  higher. The  video  featured  the  quartet  mooching  around  Robin  Gibb's  mansion  looking  morose  and  half-hearted. They  knew  the  game  was  up.

RCA  tried  to  squeeze  a  few  more  sales  out  of  them  six  months  later  by  releasing  a  track  from  their  third  album  "Hand  Cut ". "You  Love  Love"  is  a  dreary  ballad  featuring  a  rare  lead  vocal  from  Cheryl  Baker . It   achieved  nothing  except  to  spoil  their  100%  chart  record.

Now  the  fun  starts, Bucks  Fizz  having  one  of  the  more  colourful  post-fame  stories. They  had  no  record  deal  but  with  a  famous  name  and  a  shedload  of  hits  it  was  easy  to  fill  their  diaries  with  live  dates. They  toured  the  UK  in  1989  at  the  end  of  which  Shelley  decided  to  quit. Considerably  younger  than  the  others, endlessly  touring  the  hits ,most  of  which  she  hadn't  been  involved  with , had  little  appeal for  her ..She  became  a  successful  session  vocalist  and  toured  with  a  long  list  of  artists  including  Inxs, Go  West, Beverley  Craven,  Brian  May , Luther Vandross. She's  had  a  long  term  association  with   Belinda  Carlisle   and  a  side  career  as  a  model. She  also  found  time  to  marry  Spandau  Ballet  saxophonist  Steve  Norman.

The  band  continued  as  a  trio  and  released  a  live  album  "Live  at  the  Fairfield  Hall, Croydon" commemorating  their  tenth  anniversary  tour.  The  following  year  Cheryl  released  a  solo  single  "Sensuality"  a  lightweight  Janet  Jackson  impersonation  penned  by  fellow  eighties  refugees  Paul  Barry  of  The  Questions  and  Steve  Torch   of  White  and  Torch. Like  her  previous  solo  effort , ( a  version  of  Amen  Corner's  "If  Paradise Is  Half  As  Nice  in  1987 )  it  didn't  chart.
Its  failure  seems  to  have  persuaded  Cheryl,  who'd  had  a  parallel  career  as  a  TV  presenter  since  1985 , to  knock  music  on  the  head. At  the  end  of  1993  she  gave  them  notice  to  quit.

Bobby  had  now  taken  over  managing  the  group   and  he  and  Mike  recruited  two  new  girls ,
one  of  whom  Heidi  Manton  would  become  the  second  Mrs  Gubby, and  soldiered  on  for  a  couple  of  years  until  an  exhausted  Mike  quit  at  the  end  of  1995. Bobby's  fateful  brainwave  was  to  invite  David  Van  Day  in  to  replace  him. Under  the  deal  Van  Day  would  relinquish  Dollar  although  he  could  bring  his  latest  replacement  for  Teresa  Bazaar , Karen  Logan  into  the  band  alongside  Bobby  and  Heidi.

It  soon  went  wrong. Logan  left  and  Van  Day soon  felt  outnumbered. A  BBC  documentary  made  a  few  years  later  detailed  some  comical  disagreements  about  clothing  but  the  basic  faultline  appeared  to  be  that  Bobby  had  a  stoical  acceptance  that  the  group's  halcyon  days  were  over  while  Van  Day  still  longed  for  a  return  to  the  limelight. The  final  break  came  after  a  tour  of  the  Falkland  Islands  which  tells  you  how  far  the  group  had  fallen. Who  on  earth  would  accept  an  invitation  to  play  there ?  

Van  Day  quit  after  a  series  of  arguments  on  the  tour. Bobby  and  Heidi  renewed  the  Bucks  Fizz  trademark  as  a  precautionary  measure  and  carried  on  with  a  new  singer. Then  Van  Day  re-emerged  with  his  own  Bucks Fizz  line  up  which  featured  a  refreshed  Mike  Nolan. This  thwarted  Bobby's  move  at  the  Patents  Office  and  instigated  a  long  legal  battle.

In  the  meantime  David  wrangled  an  appearance  on  The  Generation  Game   and  a  record  deal  for  releasing  a  nineties  electronic  version  of  "Making  Your  Mind  Up"  which  failed  to  make  the  chart. They  followed  it  up  with  a  poorly  received  album  of  re-recorded  hits  and  a  robotic version  of  Rick  Astley's  Never  Gonna  Give  You  Up   in  2000.

The  following  year  it  was  Mike's  turn  to  fall  out  with  Van  Day  and  he  avenged  himself  by  withdrawing  his  objection  to  Bobby's  trademark  application. That didn't  stop Van  Day  getting  together a  new  line  up  as  David  Van  Day's  Bucks  Fizz. so   Bobby  went  to  court for  an  injunction  to  stop  him . He  didn't  get  it and  what  was  worse  the  judge  commented  that  there  wasn't  "much  fizz  left in  the  name". Bobby  was  incandescent  and  you  can't  really  blame  him ; there  should  be  something in  place  to  hold  judges  to  account  for   making  unnecessary  soundbite  comments  which  cause  reputational  damage  to  others  out  of  personal  vanity.

Bobby's  sister  of  mercy  turned  out  to  be  Bazar  whose  willingness  to  return  to  Dollar   prompted  Van  Day  to  abandon  his  Bucks  Fizz  project. That  didn't  help  Mike  who  launched  his  own  suit  against Van  Day  for  unpaid  earnings. He  won  the  case  but  Van  Day  then  declared  himself  bankrupt  and Mike  had  to  sell  his  house  to  pay  the  legal  costs.

In  December  2004,  Bobby   agreed  to  appear  with  Mike, Cheryl  and Shelly  as  "The  Original  Bucks  Fizz "  ( as  opposed  to  the  official  Bucks  Fizz  featuring  him  and  Heidi )  on  the  Here  and  Now  tour   though  he  couldn't  make  every  date  due  to  schedule  clashes. Mike, Cheryl  Shelly  performed  more  shows  together  and  appeared  at  Eurovision's  50th  Anniversary  bash.

In  2008  they  were  invited  to  take  part  in  a  makeover  show  on  Living  TV  called  Pop  Goes  The  Band. When  Bobby  declined  the  invitation  the  producers  invited  Jay  along , the  first  and  only  time   any  version  of  the  band  has  featured  three  females. Although  Shelly did  the  show,  she  wasn't  happy  with  Jay's  return  and  quit  the  group  shortly  after  the  programme  was  broadcast.

As  mentioned  above, Jay's  departure  in  1985  was  messy. After  a  vitriolic  war  of  words  in  the  tabloid  press  she  was  sued  for  breach  of  contract, barred  from  launching  a  solo  career  for  years  and  near- bankrupted. By  1990,  she  was  receiving  housing  benefit. Her  sister-in-law, Marcella  Detroit  of  Shakespear's  Sister,  advised  her  to  start  writing  songs. She  re-emerged  in  1993 with  a  single "Naked  Phoenix"  and  a  video  with  a  metal  phoenix  on  her  chest  which  appeared  to  be  pulling  her  boobs  to  the  floor. It's  a  typically  nineties  piece  of  burbling  electronica,  bereft  of  any  melodic  hooks. It  went  nowhere  and  Jay  couldn't  find  a  deal  to  release  her  album  "Lamb  or  Lizard" . The  material  eventually  came  out  on  a  box  set  in  2006. She  also  contributed  a  song  to  Michael  Winner's  reviled  ( as  usual )  film  Dirty  Weekend  causing  a  minor  stir  by  walking  out  of  the  premiere.

Her  brief  comeback  over, she  moved  back  in  with  her  parents  but  soon  met  guitarist  Dave  Colquhoun  and. moved  in  with  him. They  formed  a  band  called  Aston  and  played  locally. In  1999  they  got  married  and  two  years  later  she  set  up  The  Jay  Aston  Theatre  Arts  School  in  Kent. In  2003  her  daughter  Josie  was  born  and  she  also  released  her  album  "Alive  and  Well", the  bulk  of  it  written  by  her  husband. I  remember  reading  a  review  in  Q  and   thinking  hell  this  is  an  unexpected  comeback  but  the  only  track  I've  heard  is  the  crunchy  Garbage -like  "Rosie  Banks"   which  featured  in  the  film  The  Last  Days  of  Edgar  Harding  ( which  Jay  had  a  part  in )  a  few  years  later.  Two  years  later  she  was  celebrated  in  a  drag  show  Night  Of  A  Thousand  Jay  Astons  at  the  Edinburgh  Festival  Fringe   and  in  2007  the  four  original  members  collaborated  for  the  first  time  in  22  years  when  they  appeared  in  the  Comic  Relief  video  that  year.

The  Original  Buck's  Fizz  went  on  tour  with  Jay - in  great  nick  for  someone  in  their  fifties  I  have  to  say - in  autumn  2009  and  the  following  year  released  a  baffling  jazz  version  of  their  1984  hit  "I  Hear  Talk"  arranged  by  Cheryl's  husband.

At  the  beginning  of  2011  they  received  writs. In  spite  of  his  earlier  collaborations  and  the  defeat  to  Van  Day. Bobby  had  decided  to  sue  them  for  infringing  his  trademark. To  an  outsider  all  this  is  baffling. Bob  Stanley  likened  them  to  the  Beach  Boys  but  at  least  in  their  tussles  there's  usually  been  something  of  significant  value  at  stake. The  brand  value  of  the  Bucks  Fizz  name  can't  be  worth   anything  near  the  total  of  the  legal  costs. It  looks  like  a  textbook  case  of  two  bald  men  fighting  over  a  comb.It  rather  put  a  dampener  on  the  trio's  30th  anniversary  tour  that  year.

Anyway  Bobby  won  this  time  round  and  the  other  three  had  to  re-brand  themselves  OBF.  They  released  a  new  single  ironically  entitled  "This  Day  Is  Mine"   a  muted  synthpop  number  that  wasn't   nearly  strong  enough  to  break  through. They  made  an  album,  "Fame  and  Fortune"  available  through  their  website  that  was  half  re-arrangements  of  their  old  hits  and  half  new  songs. There's  a  surprising  amount  of  thought  gone  into  the  former, the  latter  are  a  bit  of  a  plod  but  both  suffer  from  the   starkly  obvious  decline  in  the  trio's  vocal  powers.

In  2013,  for  reasons  best  known  to  herself,  Jay  appeared  on  The  Voice,   at  the  same  time  ( or  at  least  it  was  edited  that  way )  as  Danny  "Shrek"  Foster  from  Hearsay,   performing  Muse's  Time  Is  Running  Out. Neither  persuaded  the  judges  to  turn  round.

The  following  year  they  had  another  re-brand  choosing  the  snappy  name   "Cheryl. Mike  and Jay - Formerly  of  Bucks  Fizz"  and  since  then  they  have  increased  their  touring  commitments. From  recent  appearances,  the  age  gap  between  Jay  and  the  others  now  looks  cavernous.  In  2015,   Bobby  McVay  from  1983  Eurovision  also-rans  Sweet  Dreams  joined  them  to  restore  them  to  a  quartet. The  other  Bobby  plods  along   with  his  version.

In  2014  Jay  released  another  solo  single  "True  Love ", a  sort  of  Lily  Allen  pastiche  with  a  mildly  amusing  video. It  trailed  an  LP  "I-Spy"  which  was  eventually  released  on  her  website  last  year  but  I  haven't  heard  anything  else  from  it.

Shelly  went  back  to  working   with  Norman  in  his  chillout  lounge act  Cloudfish   but  that  collapsed  when  their  marriage  ended  in  2013. She's  been  licking  her wounds  but  plans  to  go  out  on  the  road  as  a  solo  artist  soon.





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