Sunday, 28 August 2016

545 Goodbye Roy Wood* - Waterloo



( * Doctor  and  the  Medics  featuring.... )

Chart  entered :  22  November  1986

Chart  peak : 45

As  undignified  exits  go  this  takes  some  beating -  a  guest  spot   by  invitation  from   a  cartoon   band  on  an  "ironic"  cover  of  a  song  that   you  largely  influenced  in  the  first  place.

I  have  to  say  that  I  dissent  from  the  consensus,  which  seems  universal  among  music  fans  a bit  older  than  me , that  regards  Roy  as  the  great  lost  genius  of  pop. He's  an  excellent musician  and  led  a  good  band  in  The  Move  but  his  three  chart-toppers  are  all  well-executed pastiche . Moreover , he's  largely  rested  on  his  laurels  for  the  last  forty  years. A  clever  and  nice  bloke,  yes. Genius ?  no  way.

Roy's  post-ELO  outfit  Wizzard  disintegrated   in  1975  after  two  number  ones  and  a  Christmas  perennial. Roy  spent  too  much  time  in  the  studio  and  not  enough  on  the  road  to  maintain  such  a large  line  up and  the  members  drifted  away. That  same  year  he  had  his  last  solo  hit; even  before  punk  made  his  prog-leanings  politically  suspect , public  interest  was  waning. He  released  a  string  of  singles  , sometimes  under  the  name  "Helicopters"  but  they  were  all  ignored.

Doctor  and  the  Medics  had  been  going  since  1982   finding  a  small  audience  for  their  tongue  in  cheek   mixture  of  Goth, psychedelia  and  glam. They  had  long  been  doing  camp  versions  of  early  seventies  hits  but  in  the  early  summer  of  1986  their  not  very  adventurous  cover  of  Norman  Greenbaum's  "Spirit  In  The  Sky"  took  off  like  a  bomb  and  reached  number  one. Cominhg  to  the  end  of  my  time  at  university  I  couldn't  get  why  sensible  friends  with  good  taste  were  enjoying  it. I  never  did  get  to  grips  with  student  irony, probably  as  a  result  of  my  half-in  half- out   approach  to  university, now  a  matter  of  some  regret.  After  following  it  up  with  one  of  their  own  compositions  , the  instantly  forgettable  "Burn"  and  seeing  it  just  squeeze  inside  the  Top  30,  the  band  tried  to  replicate  the  winning  formula  and  brought  in  a  venerated  glam  icon  to  augment  the  sound  with  his  sax.

Actually  Roy's  playing  is  the  best  thing  on  the  record. Usual  singer  Clive "The  Doctor"  Jackson  handed  the  lead  vocal  to  the  two  girl  backing  singers  The  Anadin  Brothers  who  drone  through  the  song  so  robotically  they  make  The  Human  League  girls  sound  like,  well,  Abba. Benny's  arrangement  is  replaced  with  rockier  guitar  and  cheap  synth  sounds. It's  dreadful  and  pointless. Katie  Boyle, Lemmy  and  Captain  Sensible   popped  up  to  make  the  video  seem  like  an  event  and  it  got  on  The  Chart  Show   but  the  joke  was  wearing  thin  and  the  record  failed  to  breach  the  Top  40.

The  following  year  Roy  put  out  "Starting  Up", his  first  album  for  eight  years  and  his  last  to  date. It's  short  at  just  under  36  minutes  and  includes  two  previously  released  singles. The  opening  pair   of  tracks  are  quite  good  old  fashioned  pop  songs  and  "On  Top  of  the World"  is  a  cheeky  attempt  to  ape  ELO  but  the  rest  is  quite  ugly , Roy  showing  the  world  that  he  can  use  synths  and  modern  production  techniques  like  the  rest  but  not  bothering  to  write  a  decent  song  to  go  with  them. When  you've  lost  your  audience  you  need  better  than  this  to  get  it  back.

And  that  was  it  basically. Roy's  just  lived  off   his  royalties , popped  up  on  TV  occasionally  and  sporadically  gone  out  on  the  road. In  1995  Channel  4's  Glam  Top  10  proclaimed   that  he  was  on  tour  with  all  new  material  but  none  of  it  made  it  on  to  record.  In  December  that  year  he  got  to  59  with  a  re-recording  of  "I  Wish  It  Could  Be  Christmas  Everyday"   and  five  years  later  mashed  it  with  The  Wombles  A  Wombling  Merry  Christmas  reaching  22. In  recent  years  he's  toured  with  Status  Quo. He  turns  70  later  this  year.




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