Tuesday, 3 January 2017
578 Hello Bros - When Will I Be Famous ?
Chart entered : 6 December 1987
Chart peak : 2
Number of hits : 11
Here we have the last act to have the majority of their hits in the eighties.Bros to me are a big turning point in pop, an old model of pop management reasserting itself after the disruption of punk. Since 1977, pop teens had picked the best looking acts to follow from among a pool of talented artists who wrote their own material and had an appeal to a far wider audience- Sting, Adam Ant, Duran Duran, Wham ,A-ha. It looked like we'd dispensed with the need for grubby figures like Tam Paton feeding them pap like Bay City Rollers. That's not to say Bros were completely talentless but they were compromised in a way that those immediate predecessors were not. When I made this point on Popular, Tom Ewing wasn't having it , seeing the trap for his beloved Spice Girls, but I still think it's valid.
Bros were formed around 1983 by three school mates, the non-identical twins Matt and Luke Goss and Craig Logan as a junior soul band. I presume there were other members as Matt just sang , Craig played bass and Luke the drums. They signed for CBS in 1987. They were heavily styled with Matt and Luke made up to look identical. Most contentiously they claimed to write their own material but the credit "The Brothers" was registered with the Performing Rights Society as a nomme du disque for their producer Nicky Graham , a 43 year old keyboard player who'd been a Spider from Mars back in 1972. They shared a manager with The Pet Shop Boys, Tom Watkins , who also had a hand in the writing.
Their first single "I Owe You Nothing" was released in September 1987. "I Owe You Nothing " is a horrible confection. The revenge lyrics are mundane, the chorus hook is mediocre and the decent qualities to Matt's voice are overshadowed by grating attempts to sound like Michael Jackson with his grunts and whoops. The music is a listless funk pop, like an updated Kajagoogoo, with a horrible Fairlight brass sound blaring away over the top. Graham and Watkins pulled off a scam and got it some club play with an anonymous white label remix but that didn't mean chart success until it was re-released in the summer of 1988 when sad to report, it got to number one.
"When Will I Be Famous ? " is undoubtedly a better song, the hook is more appealing , it has more melodic bits and that sudden key change springs a nifty surprise. The song is basically a less tragic take on Hot Chocolate's Emma with the girl, voiced by session singer Dee Lewis ( another plus ) impatient rather than desperate and the narrator less sympathetic than Errol Brown. The Jackson-isms and tinny production are still present to stop anyone getting too enthusiastic about the record but it is , to damn with faint praise, probably their best record.
It originally peaked at its entry position of 62 but , re-promoted with a picture disc, it started climbing back up the chart in the post-Christmas lull. Simon Bates stuck his neck out for them by playing the song when it wasn't on the playlist and they were away.
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